Rob

what’s it to you?

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

and to my grandkids i leave 64 playlists i curated based on a specific feeling or experience

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Only 6 new sentences left

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[Halle Berry @halleberry]

??

[Matt Herdman @MattHerdman]

Europe: “America has no soccer culture”

America: *does a wildly corrupt thing with the president of fifa*

Europe: no not like that

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

you’re either rooting for mexico or you’re the enemy

those are the only two options tonight

[Nostos @NostosLit]

- Franz Kafka, The Diaries of Franz Kafka

[Alicia Carmody Updates @TennesseeTwunk]

Thinking about Amnesty International’s absolutely insane font choice from 1991

[krus🪖 @krus_chiki]

youtube asked me if i’ve ever heard of coca cola and i clicked “no”

[Grace @gracecamille_]

could i hire a courtroom sketch artist for like my birthday party

[pris @pwiscila]

Santigold in the Olivia Rodrigo festival lineup

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

Me on the plane watching the movie the guy in front of me is watching with no sound:

[kevincito @atribecalledkev]

Jay-Z about to send Yankee Stadium through the GROUND when he performs Empire State of Mind next month you shittin me

[Danny NYK 🟧🟦 @DannyNYK_]

Oh oh. This one! 🤩

[Catholic Sat @CatholicSat]

This is the reason the Knicks are NBA Champions. Spike Lee knew what he was doing.

[Benito Antonio @sanbenito]

NUEVAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

it’s only a flagrant if it’s against the wemby region of france. otherwise it’s just a sparkling no-call

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

If the cover of the New York Post isn’t this photo with this headline “SACREBLEU IT” then what are we even doing anymore?

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

if the Knicks lose tonight New Yorkers might jump the Secret Service