Richard Byles

[Richard Byles @rbyles]

@Superdry What's this all about?

[Richard Byles @rbyles]

@robynrochelle_ you could just not watch CBB?

[Richard Byles @rbyles]

@AdamBuxton decided to watch some old A&J show and now can't stop singing "balls, balls, balls. Footy, footy, footy" so, thanks for that!

[Are We All Asleep ? ▄▀▄▀▄∆▄▀▄▀▄ @demindblower]

Rt https://t.co/0P5BWrrQfn

[Richard Byles @rbyles]

@mr_wright_stuff im sure all three of you fit right in

[Richard Byles @rbyles]

@jarmanic that was for sale at dingley races months ago! Same sign!

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Unicorns are real. Make sure your children get to see one.

[Sage Boggs @sageboggs]

god: look, just don't talk to the snake
eve: is that a euphemism
god: [rubbing temple] who the fuck told you about euphemisms

[PROTECT ALL WILDLIFE @Protect_Wldlife]

RT if you agree with @rickygervais - #RhinoHornCuresNothing

[Richard Byles @rbyles]

@curryspcworld he was on his own. It's pretty obvious that he knows very little. Clearly he put his trust in the wrong company for advice

[Richard Byles @rbyles]

80 y/o grandad wanted basic tablet for emails etc @curryspcworld sell him the most expensive ipad in the shop. #takingadvantage #scum

[indy100 @indy100]

1) The flag is upside down 2) You've blocked your own windows 3) Father Christmas is Greek http://t.co/tz3Rlh3naX

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

“@JoshDale3: .@rustyrockets #Bugslifetruthbomb” yes!

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

How to find the end of the sellotape
No
No
Fuck this
Fuck you
Fuck everything

[Katie @KatieOldham]

Ever realised how fucking surreal reading a book actually is? You stare at marked slices of tree for hours on end, hallucinating vividly

[@Jamilahlemieux on Threads @JamilahLemieux]

Stop telling us to be good. Stop telling us to be calm. Stop killing us.