Rich Carp

Just your regular code writing, game playing, family man about the house.

[Rich Carp @rdCarp]

@codemonkey_uk My wife works for Hotel Choc... We've had alllll the boxes!

I thought your original tweet was a genuine question so sorry if i spoiled the caption contest fun!

[Rich Carp @rdCarp]

@Joulesclothing -- I've had a support issue / complaint open with you for 2 months with no reply. Is no one manning the [email protected] mailbox?

[Pete Duncanson @peteduncanson]

Well worth 8 mins of your time to remind yourself of what leading by distraction has done over the last year.

[Rich Carp @rdCarp]

@timkeyperson my wife bought two tickets for tonight as a birthday present and then, when she thought about it, was slightly disappointed your beard was gone.... Any comments?

I was superbly happy with the present nonetheless.

I don't wear job gloves in case it's important.

[Rich Carp @rdCarp]

@watsoncomedian I listened to what you had to say and, when I thought about it, I liked it.

Fantastic work gents.

[Rich Carp @rdCarp]

@BritishGasHelp I received a text this morning to say my engineer is due to arrive today (booked in weeks ago).

Looking on https://t.co/b4BU4EljoF though (as the text suggests) shows no appointments for today.

Can I have some clarity whether someone will arrive today please?

[Rich Carp @rdCarp]

Naming: https://t.co/YkHCnStOMr

[Rich Carp @rdCarp]

Front-endy folks... what is your convention for naming CSS classes? Quick google suggests BEM (https://t.co/DIHLv0JmMf).

#frontend #css

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Hey newspapers, don't all go with 'YOU'RE FIRED'. Plenty of other options:
• P45 for P.45
• The Lying King
• Unpresidented
• Lord of the Lies
• Donald Dumped
• Down in the Trumps
• Game over, combover
• POTUS Out Of Our Misery
• Orange Is The New Sacked

[Rich Carp @rdCarp]

@richardosman @BBCOne WT-actual-F, @lauraf00 #HogHype

[Rich Carp @rdCarp]

I too can recommend this quiz highly, albeit from a much smaller platform.

[Frank Paul @FrankMPaul]

My Zoom quiz has been recommended in The Guardian, courtesy of @alanconnor, to whom I am immensely grateful! https://t.co/BNHPxiD9MR

[Rich Carp @rdCarp]

@owenniblock Darts, snooker, fairly sure I've seen some others do it too...

[Underwhelming Facts @QuiteWhelming]

There are more aeroplanes in the sea than submarines in the sky.

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

#AccidentalPartridge

[Rich Carp @rdCarp]

@FrankMPaul Any thoughts on how long it will run? (So we can organise kids' bed times)

[Rich Carp @rdCarp]

@FrankMPaul If your book is anything to go by, I'd be happy to pay a couple of quid.

Maybe rather than the contents of a "tankard of treasure", you could get an engraved tankard as a trophy 🍺🏆 (and wooden spoon of course!)

[Rich Carp @rdCarp]

@Hs_SirSalty How is queuing being exploited? And what is quad queuing?

[Rich Carp @rdCarp]

@FrankMPaul Oh yes! I've been hoping this day would come. Count me and @lauraf00 in!

[Rich Carp @rdCarp]

@lauraf00 @CitrusHotelsUK @bookingcom 💩💩💩