Ryan Newton

5-⭐️ Custom Songwriter | PhD

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I saw someone say, “No spoilers for The Odyssey.” Brother, you’ve had 3,000 years to read the book.

[Ryan Newton @rdnewton]

@thetolerantweft Maybe we change that. https://t.co/vuECTMqEAm exists for that exact reason!

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

FWIW, the first known use of the Wordle word today was in 1607.

[Ryan Newton @rdnewton]

You tell em! In fact, @Apple watch battery life is the reason I got an Oura Ring, so @ouraring also thanks you.

[Softboy @softboywin]

Dear @apple we can’t use our watches at night for the sleep data because it doesn’t have enough charge. We have to charge it while we’re sleeping

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Every kid in this country should be able to watch the Home Run Derby. You shouldn’t need a goddamn streaming service

[Ryan Newton @rdnewton]

“But the eggs are cheaper!” 🙄

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Ten years ago the mortgage rate was 3.5% and the average new home cost $350,000.

Today the rate is 6.5% and the average new home costs $540,000.

[MLB @MLB]

No. 3 is immortalized in @RaysBaseball history 💙

Congratulations to Evan Longoria!

[Ryan Newton @rdnewton]

Hey Rays fans, anyone want to swap one of their Friday longo posters for a Saturday and/or Sunday? I’m looking for Friday to complete the set. DM if you’re down to help an Orlando season ticket member! #rays #raysup #3 #longo #tropicanafield #raysbaseball #evanlongoria

[Just Baseball @JustBB_Media]

The Tampa Bay Rays have 3 pitchers with an ERA below 3.00, min. 80 IP.

No other AL team even has 2 🤯

[Ryan Newton @rdnewton]

@arielm2427 Oop

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Last year, Microsoft made $101 billion in profits, got a $12.5 billion tax break from Trump & paid its CEO $96 million.

This year, it’s raising the price of an Xbox by $150 & eliminating 3,200 jobs.

Please don’t tell me corporate tax breaks create jobs. It never trickles down.

[MLB @MLB]

11 homers in his last 11 games 🤯

Junior Caminero is unstoppable right now!

[1776 Live @250YearsAgoLive]

Continental Congress HAS SIGNED A DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE! 

The UNITED STATES are OFFICIALLY INDEPENDENT from BRITAIN.

LIBERTY BELLS ring out throughout Philadelphia; the streets ERUPT IN ECSTASY.

[MLB @MLB]

Junior Caminero will start at 3B for the AL for the second straight year!

The Rays young slugger will be bringing the power to Philadelphia 💪

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

JUNIOR CAMINERO DOES IT AGAIN FOR THE RAYS LEAD

He's homered 10 times in his last 10 games

[Top Tier Hockey @TopTierPucks]

Tippett-Carlsson-Giroux
Konecny-Zegras-Martone
Forester-Dvorak-Michkov
Cates-Couturier-Luchanko

Would this be a top 5 forward group in the league?

[MLB @MLB]

Your AL and NL Pitchers of the Month for June:

Drew Rasmussen: 33 IP, 39 Ks, 0.82 ERA, 0.61 WHIP
Logan Webb: 38 IP, 29 Ks, 0.71 ERA, 0.61 WHIP

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

That was not the definition of a red card.

[Just Baseball @JustBB_Media]

Just Baseball's AL Pitcher of the Month: Drew Rasmussen

[Just Baseball @JustBB_Media]

Just Baseball's AL Player of the Month: Junior Caminero