Monkey

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[Monkey @realA_boy98]

Is Oliver North still around? Send him in.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

BREAKING: Nicaragua’s Socialist President Daniel Ortega, who has been in power for 20 years, just announced that there will be no elections in Nicaragua.

[Monkey @realA_boy98]

He stole a child’s favorite toy

[🇵🇸The Nerd 🔜 Otakon 🇵🇸 @TheNerdWASuit]

Hey, give Big Al credit! Unlike almost every scalper he at least had the Indiana Jones mentality! He wanted them to be appreciated by the public instead of resold to other people online!

[Monkey @realA_boy98]

You know the whimsy in life is gone when what was once considered plain and minimalistic is now seen as “trashy” or too much.

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

Can you believe macbooks used to have giant glowing apple logos on them lmao

Hilariously trashy in retrospect

[Monkey @realA_boy98]

Certified banger

[SwagKirb @Swag_K1RBY]

What video game themes with lyrics sound like when you are over the age of 17

[Monkey @realA_boy98]

Only one I can really see as truly “immature” is the 4th one

[No Nonsense Neurodivergent @NoNonsenseND]

So basically neurodivergent people have "immature empathy"? 🤔

[Monkey @realA_boy98]

Toy Story - Not born yet
Toy Story 2 - 1 year old
Toy Story 3 - 12 years old
Toy Story 4 - 21 years old
Toy Story 5 - 28 years old

[JonlukevilleTV @jonlukevilletv1]

Toy Story - not born yet
Toy Story 2 - not born yet
Toy Story 3 - 8 years old
Toy Story 4 - 17 years old
Toy Story 5 - 24 years old

[♡ anya ♡ @mimesical]

the original video game song vs. it's smash bros remix

[Monkey @realA_boy98]

Someone who actually looks Mario’s canonical age (mid-20s)

[mariotwt confessions @mariotwtconfess]

"Shaved Mario looks cursed, I can't describe what he reminds me of"

[Monkey @realA_boy98]

Announced on Harambe’s birthday too :)

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

DK 🎵
DONKEY KONG! 🎵
Help Donkey Kong rescue his friends, reclaim the Golden Banana, and save his homeland in Donkey Kong 64, coming to the Nintendo 64 – Nintendo Classics app on Jun 4 for #NintendoSwitchOnline + Expansion Pack members!

[Trevor Stibbe @Stibbs30]

There's a gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo named Harambe. That's without a doubt the coolest name I've ever heard for an animal

[Monkey @realA_boy98]

I’m sorry I thought this was America

[charels @relscd]

It’s over.

[Monkey @realA_boy98]

@Jennnyyyyyy 41

[Monkey @realA_boy98]

Further context: this is the episode where Cartman gets AIDS

[Dev ♣️ @GymLeaderDev]

I think God trying show you signs on the TV

[Courtyard @Courtyard_io]

greatest song ever 😭🔊🔛

[Monkey @realA_boy98]

This is made even more frustrating for people my age. Pandemic hit at the exact age we were supposed to get internships, and once things reopened, we’d aged out of those hiring pipelines and the system just moved onto the next cohort.

[Monkey @realA_boy98]

@dovetailgames @dovetailgames

- For some reason, I’m still rewarded points for driving below the speed limit when I’m driving above it
- The menu controls for customizing weather/time are sluggish using a PS5 DualSense
- Is there any use for the secondman position in engines?

[Monkey @realA_boy98]

@dovetailgames The new Thomas game is a lot of fun, but I have noticed some issues, at least on PS5. 🧵

[Monkey @realA_boy98]

@dovetailgames

- I can’t toggle headlamps while moving my trains using the controls listed.
- Some settings have text blurbs explaining what they do, others don’t. I am new to railway sims, so I wish more was explained.

[Monkey @realA_boy98]

I come home from work feeling sweaty and gross. No way I’m sleeping like that.

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Apparently there are people who shower at night instead of the morning.

I genuinely want to understand this.

Night shower people… explain yourselves

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

Things I'm not allowed to do in my rented apartment in Germany:

1. No drilling after 3:30pm. People need rest
2. No AC (kills climate)
3. No cooking fish after 8pm
4. No guests staying more than 2 consecutive nights without registering with the city (tourist tax)
5. No candles (fire risk)
6. No pets
7. No washing machine use on Sundays
8. No showering longer than 10 minutes (saving water)

Of course Americans will read this and scream "freedom." But it is safe, regulated, and predictable

And I only pay €1,850 for my spacious 29sqm studio, a steal