DannyD.

Data Architect

AWS= Stable sometimes boring relationship. Azure= Ugly friend you don’t think of that way GCP= Good looking, think they’re top shit, unreliable

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@_maga_cat_ @RossKneeDeep Simples

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@TheCinesthetic The Last man on Earth. Well not heartbreaking but annoying.

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@BowTiedBull @DapperDomo Fuck then it won't trickle down right?

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@StevenPWalsh @matsonj I'd love to hear if everyone else loves it

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@matsonj As someone who in my 20s was part of a team who decided to do this, cause we're f*c&ing awesome and its easy, I 100% agree with this comment. I still feel I owe the poor support team who were deciphering our strange failures at 5am a few beers.

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@OliLondonTV Agree it was great!

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@realnikohouse @CalsCakes29 Your left or my left?

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@ananthdurai They're trying to eat some of Databricks & Snowflake's lunch. Good luck to them that's hard work.

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@WangUWS @SeattleDataGuy So using the Coke & Pepsi example, AWS=Walmart and Azure=Walgreens

So their competitive offerings are Sam's Cola and Nice Cola both in-house products. Look some people buy them I think they taste like shit.

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@rahulj51 Probably cheaper, but I like the control and simplified troubleshooting that comes with a batch COPY into

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@AmbientSynthy Thanks I know what I'm watching tonight

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@mim_djo @criccomini Wait so Unity Catalog OSS != Unity Catalog currently in Databricks.

Why would you name it the same thing the , why would the community get behind something that you've already got another version of (that is probably a lot better)

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@haro_ca_ @mim_djo Both BigQuery and Snowflake support read/write for Iceberg. So when you say default you say get rid of their internal storage?

As a customer that doesn't give a flog about storage I think that's a bad move.

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@mim_djo @criccomini My prediction: These table format discussions will be as relevant as the mp3 discussion

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@dan8754 @laurenbalik She's getting some views, so not a waste based on those metrics

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@teej_m I liked because this is funny, not because I agree!

You put fact and dim at the start of a table name don't you?

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@mim_djo @neelesh_salian What was this super secret super cool thing Bigquery were building?

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@QuinnyPig It's pretty GCP, customer did something silly which is ultimately the cause. Not that their dumpster fire of a cloud has f all customers thus these 'edge' cases are rarely discovered early.

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@mim_djo They'll have to

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@laurenbalik I'm not so sure Oracle and Teradata 2x OLAP specialists, I have experience with, are quite far behind on pretty much everything. BigQuery to it's credit is probably close but who wants to run their business on the experiment that is GCP.