Emperor Palpatine

Hey TwitWorld, join the Dark Side! It's fun!

[Emperor Palpatine @realSidious]

My favourite album ever is the Dark Side of the Moon of Endor

[Emperor Palpatine @realSidious]

The dark side gives you the power to make your kid fall asleep instantly. Think about that when you choose side. Moron.

[Emperor Palpatine @realSidious]

@DepressedDarth ehehehehe loser

[Emperor Palpatine @realSidious]

@VeryLonelyLuke young fool, you can always join the dark side. Should have done that a long time ago, asshole

[Emperor Palpatine @realSidious]

Shit right now I'd just love to torture a bothan to death.

[Emperor Palpatine @realSidious]

Lightsabers are for losers.

[Emperor Palpatine @realSidious]

Black is the new black

[Emperor Palpatine @realSidious]

@DepressedDarth young fool, you must not trust anybody at all. Except me, of course.

[Emperor Palpatine @realSidious]

Just saw the Revenant: appreciated that Di Caprio did't open the bear to have a nap into it like that Han Solo asshole.

[Emperor Palpatine @realSidious]

The dark side is strong in @posteitaliane

[Emperor Palpatine @realSidious]

Is @Disney working on a young Palpatine spin off too?

[Emperor Palpatine @realSidious]

I just don't get this @KyloR3n kid... WTF is going on with the dark side these days? I miss the old school siths like good ol @DarthMaul__

[Emperor Palpatine @realSidious]

@KyloR3n sorry but your granpa @darthvader was a pain in the ass i was just having fun with the lightning and he trew me away for no reason

[Emperor Palpatine @realSidious]

Hey folks what's up? I heard that that force has awaken already, i just needed 5 more minutes.

[Emperor Palpatine @realSidious]

Yoda #nuntereggaepiù

[Emperor Palpatine @realSidious]

Hi ppl, I've just completed a 20 minutes jump to hyperspace. How long has been here? 1 year? Fair enough. Well, I'm out for a cappuccino.

[Emperor Palpatine @realSidious]

@thepopeinrome hi bro, it's been a while. I see u r the dark lord of your world too. Soon the dark side will rule the whole universe, muahah

[Emperor Palpatine @realSidious]

I'm taking my talents to Alderan

[Emperor Palpatine @realSidious]

I'm tweeting with the Force! Dark Side special app. Join the dark side and you'll be able to tweet wherever you are without any device

[Emperor Palpatine @realSidious]

@LukeSkywalker Hate can make you powerful. And if you join today the dark side, you'll have the chance to win a round trip to Alderan!