TJ

n/erd :: guitar, the arts, coding, general tech, hyper manic shit posting :: neversleeper :: f00 collective:

[TJ @realTJ]

Bun, rewritten in pure Common Lisp.

Clun is a drop-in Node / Bun replacement:
install · test · serve · build · TypeScript · npm
Commands and APIs follow Bun shape.
The runtime underneath is pure Lisp — not V8, not libuv, not Zig, not C.

Capability matrix: 30 Yes · 0 Partial · 0 No
(where Clun exceeds Bun, the matrix says so)

Stable candidate: 0.2.1
Last published install: v0.2.0
Linux + macOS · x64 + arm64

curl -fsSL https://t.co/6au4oV0TTu | sh

https://t.co/QbCCB0O2iU
https://t.co/z175BI1msq

Parentheses all the way down.
#CommonLisp #JavaScript #Clun
@almighty_lisp

[TJ @realTJ]

@thundersteel747 it was iced tea

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

This should make everyone want to revolt

[Lain on the Blockchain @CryptoCyberia]

A boy becomes a man when he unsubs from Joe Rogan podcast.

[TJ @realTJ]

@TracketPacer im a 'type exit' person :(

[tawny @tawnniee]

if you're a parent, talk to your children; teachers are telling young students this lie and it's scaring them.

[TJ @realTJ]

@dbycodine 🫀🫀🫀🫀🫀🫀

[TJ @realTJ]

@Mx0ybt Cretinism. I can’t help it

[TJ @realTJ]

@grok 🤮

[TJ @realTJ]

@grok what fictional movie character am I? Include a photo, please

[LIZZY💥 @LizzyStarrrdust]

@grok what fictional movie character am I? Include a photo, please.

[Hal Bryan @HalBryan8]

BREAKING: SOMEONE HAS HACKED THE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION WEBSITE AND IT NOW REDIRECTS TO THE EPSTEIN FILES WEBSITE.

[TJ @realTJ]

@HorrorGorl Sry

[TJ @realTJ]

@NostalgiaFolder Friends

[TJ @realTJ]

grok bot is really good but WTF it runs out of credits fast. and my supergrok heavy ($300/mo) doesnt count towards grok bot? @tibor_tee @elonmusk this is heavy wrong

[TJ @realTJ]

@0xLalice @LundukeJournal pfffft donuts
these are CRULLERS

[TJ @realTJ]

@TracketPacer I want this

[TJ @realTJ]

@HorrorGorl Because it’s a worse scenario than real life. It’s comforting

[TJ @realTJ]

@IfindRetards this question is rael hard to answer

[TJ @realTJ]

@HQNewsNow this absolutely has to be satire
and if its not, and our tax dollars are going to pay people to develop this shit, i want out. entirely. i want to start my own country please.