Billy Bottle Service

Washed up since '93

[Billy Bottle Service @real_lumberjack]

Terry Bradshaw is looking rough these days

[Nick @seahawksnerd75]

lmao

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

As great of a coach as he is, I honestly wonder if we’re wasting Nick Saban on football. Guy absolutely kills it when he talks about larger societal issues.

[Billy Bottle Service @real_lumberjack]

@meantaek @JaakeBentley Who is this??

[Christopher Vecchio, CFA @CVecchioFX]

Trade wars are good, and easy to win.

[Billy Bottle Service @real_lumberjack]

@family__jules @SheRatesDogs

[Michael Lopez @StatsbyLopez]

Soccer turns 10% xG situations into 80% xG situations but that’s okay because it’s a beautiful game https://t.co/Mj5Q0MupSe

[Billy Bottle Service @real_lumberjack]

This gives me the willies

[Billy Bottle Service @real_lumberjack]

@TheWhite_Kite Agreed, although probably a fair amount of ChemE bias here

[Billy Bottle Service @real_lumberjack]

@cope_alert @TheWhite_Kite @gabrielthegoon @GuyaBeans @ReMarcAble_4 @GelOnMyKnee The experiences of pooping in the locker room around practices/games vs. in the middle of the day could not be at further ends of the spectrum

[Jeremy Horpedahl 🥚📉 @jmhorp]

And here are the actual data

White bread 🍞 per pound
1977: $0.405
2019: $1.333
Incr: 229.1%

Median personal income 💰, age 25-34
1977: $9,336
2017: $35,455
Incr: 279.8%

So rather than being 6x as expensive (!), 🍞 is ~15% cheaper relative to income

And see my SOURCES below

[Alex Kozora @Alex_Kozora]

👀👀👀

[Chris Mack @THEChrisMack]

Don't know who came up with this, but someone texted it to us, and I can't keep it to myself. Has to be shared.

[Billy Bottle Service @real_lumberjack]

@ReMarcAble_4 Imagining you reading this and saying “Yo, what?!?!” makes it all that much better

[Mr. Miyagi @KarateRules69]

@AdamSchefter

[Billy Bottle Service @real_lumberjack]

@Stat_Ron (While the organization is dealing with more drama than an episode of The Bachelor)

[Alex Kozora @Alex_Kozora]

Sean Davis & Terrell Edmunds in 2018 (nearly 2000 total snaps). Not enough big plays.

Combined...

Interceptions: 2
Fumble Recoveries: 1
Sacks: 1
Forced Fumbles: 0
Tackles For Loss: 0 (!!)

[Billy Bottle Service @real_lumberjack]

Rubio 2020

[Marco Rubio @marcorubio]

The justification for corporate buybacks is company has no better investment available. This may be true for any company from time to time. But what does it say when it is true for many companies year after year?

1/9

[Azie Dungey @AzieDee]

HOLD EVERYTHING.

Did y’all know that after the Haitian revolution -in which the slaves fought and died to liberate themselves- the French government made *them* pay reparations?

The former SLAVES had to pay FRANCE the equivalent of $22 billion in today’s money.