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A real human being, and a real zero.

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I should get a sword

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Red potion heals you
Blue potion restores mama
Yellow potion makes existence bearable

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Man be good

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@TwoSk8boards Bobby Gervais

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@ChiefTwopointoh Helllll yeah

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@NBABabySecret

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@sabatonfan69 Imagine the life of adventure

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@tonyhawktruther Just a touch unsettling

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@NBABabySecret @TrillBroDude Gaylor was staging their last stand

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@sbliss89 Philly has this too

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@ShilC072820 @j_monohan I just drove from Portland to Bend OR for work this past week. Leaving the green trees past Mt Hood and heading into the plains and steppe of Central Oregon at 7 am really blew me away for a bit.

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Should I get big gold hoop earrings?

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@klaytheist11 Hows about some Janelle Monae...

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@BonerWizard Check out zzzquil

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@TwoSk8boards How about you check out the greatest story ever told

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@haphazardlyyyyy You should check out Tremors

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@NBABabySecret She's single!

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@hanfjob Imagine a hockey puck

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@TwoSk8boards @SpenceNicholson He was very unsettling in I Saw The TV Glow

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I'm in Bend Oregon, picking up some pizza from Abby's pizza. Then I'm going to get some beer from a store and head back to my hotel room.

Uh yeah I'm thinking 🤔 life is good

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