Chrisby

Yes, I spelled it correctly. It isn’t Crispy, or even Chrispy. Its Chrisby.

[Chrisby @realchrisby]

@broookebaconnn

[Chrisby @realchrisby]

@broookebaconnn You know you are your brother when.

[Chrisby @realchrisby]

@awelth17 You’re the one who showed up at my place of work today.

[Chrisby @realchrisby]

I hate when people refuse to use profile pics with 1080p quality.

@awelth17

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

Under that hat is the most shredded rat you’ve ever seen

[courtney @Co_Mill]

[Putting face lotion on]

Lotion: I SMELL LIKE FEET

Me: okay??

Face: I LÖVE THIS

Me: okay????

[Chrisby @realchrisby]

I once had a wise old man walk up to me and tell me he was a wise old man.

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Needless to say he sold me a lot of fake wizard objects.

[Chrisby @realchrisby]

Why can’t I spell my nickname how I want to? Society is cursed, and this mob mentality against my nickname proves it.

[Chrisby @realchrisby]

#NewProfilePic

[courtney @Co_Mill]

Guy: CHICKS ARE LYING WHEN THEY USE MAKE UP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE

Same Guy: [falls for photoshop that looks like this]

[XBOX @XBOX]

Play like a pro. RT for a chance to win the new Xbox Elite Wireless Controller Series 2. #XboxElite #Sweepstakes

NoPurchNec. Ends June 30. Rules: https://t.co/8vIAKMYSlt

[Chrisby @realchrisby]

Looks like @HeadleeKaitlyn is the winner of the fish queen poll!

[courtney @Co_Mill]

My fav thing about going to Sephora after work is that the people will look at me and treat me like I don’t know how to do makeup because I look haggard as hell but like excuse me Chelsea I’ve been sweating, spitting water, doing stunts, and hoo hooing all damn day

[Chrisby @realchrisby]

Who’s the biggest fish queen?

[Chrisby @realchrisby]

@Rboley72 @BaxterSchools @MrRyanBoley Well they unfollowed, it’s all over now,

[Chrisby @realchrisby]

Why does @BaxterSchools only follow @MrRyanBoley ?

[Chrisby @realchrisby]

@mccadegowdy. Are you proud?

[Chrisby @realchrisby]

@supershayne If tinder for hotdogs doesn’t happen, I will unsubscribe.

[NASA @NASA]

Martian. Landslides. 😱The dark lines in this image are caused by landslides occurring on the steep set of troughs cutting into the Martian volcanic plains. Dive deeper into this @HiRISE image of the Cerberus Fossae region: https://t.co/H36KzJ0fo3

[Chrisby @realchrisby]

Rearrange the letters of fig. What do you get.

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Probably GIF right?