Chris

[Chris @RealChrisHack]

@barragers 1/3 🧵 Here’s how these deals are structured. Owners find a group of (silent) investors to buy equity from the nightclub.

Usually $75,000 = 1% profit share

28 units at $75,000 = $2.1 million invested for buildout, marketing, etc.

[Chris @RealChrisHack]

Well said Pimp on a Blimp 👏

[Alex Stein #99 @alexstein99]

Roasting the Mayor of Dallas for Letting the Stars & Mavs Move Out of Dallas!

[Chris @RealChrisHack]

@zerohedge So we should buy Solana?

[Chris @RealChrisHack]

@DallasTexasTV This lazy f*ck hasn’t done anything since banging the city staffer

[Chris @RealChrisHack]

@HunterBiden @smalls2672 We should party sometime 🤙

[Chris @RealChrisHack]

@FWPlayboy #1 is reserved for H1B workers

[Chris @RealChrisHack]

@madeitallback https://t.co/6FXKF4h8zJ

[Chris @RealChrisHack]

The level of financial and social manipulation cartels have on the US economy would surprise you. If you strong arm the farmers/production of pineapples in Peru, increase the cost per unit, then combine it with social trends, you can become insanely rich.

[Chris @RealChrisHack]

@alx Goyloop

[Chris @RealChrisHack]

@DallasTexasTV Now tell everyone the 1,000 employees are H1Bs workers from India.

[Chris @RealChrisHack]

@alimicheal100x Living in America is now a daily gamble

[Chris @RealChrisHack]

If you place bets on Polymarket or Kalashi you’re certified retarded. You’d probably have a better chance at getting hit by lightning.

[Chris @RealChrisHack]

The level of financial and social manipulation cartels have on the US economy would surprise you. If you strong arm the farmers/production of pineapples in Peru, increase the cost per unit, then combine it with social trends, you can become insanely rich.

[Chris @RealChrisHack]

@unusual_whales *Bernie is asking United States Congress members to sell their AI shares to the public.

[Chris @RealChrisHack]

@tspencer322 Can Elon just launch $Doge as the X crypto?

[Chris @RealChrisHack]

@unusual_whales I’m going to start creating mini EMPs

[Chris @RealChrisHack]

@MarioNawfal Polymarket and Kalashi allows these government officials to inside trade on inside information.

[Chris @RealChrisHack]

Retail investors (you) are the exit liquidity

[litquidity @litcapital]

Google is raising $80 billion of equity a week before SpaceX is trying to raise $75 billion a few months before Anthropic and OpenAI are trying to raise $100 billion from investors and you’re laughing???

This is a cataclysmic exit liquidity avalanche

[Chris @RealChrisHack]

@SayLessHQ @DavidDTawil Just watch.. I grew up hating 3 teams as a kid. The Spurs, The Giants, and The Eagles. Every Dallas local knows what I’m talking about.

[Chris @RealChrisHack]

@YoloSwagQtPi @MrBeast @unusual_whales @CEOAdam The only thing they are distributing is your investment right into their pockets.

[Chris @RealChrisHack]

@FuhgedNews This guy will be eating imodium for weeks