Vincent

Am I supposed to use this thing?

He/him

[Vincent @realconquerorch]

@GTM5471 No its the 66th

[Vincent @realconquerorch]

@greensuigi Happy birthday man

But also, are you worried that this challenge run has screwed with your muscle memory too much?

[Vincent @realconquerorch]

@Poke711_ You should continue this just to see how it’ll turn out

[Vincent @realconquerorch]

@AndrewGspeedrun Bismuth will be devastated by this

[@mrlovenstein.bsky.social @MrLovenstein]

art by @toothybj

[Foolish Baseball @FoolishBB]

Here’s a weird quirk of the law. Because tonight’s Game 7 takes place in November, you actually CAN legally disseminate accounts and descriptions of it without express written consent from Major League Baseball.

[Vincent @realconquerorch]

@chibilawl @LiquidHbox @HboxOOC nineteen recoveries? i thought he said ninety

[SmasherMagazine @smashermagazine]

itsnotgoodenuff_

[Vincent @realconquerorch]

I just wanted to find cute videos of cats being good dads, why are 90% of the results ai-generated shorts that look like uncanny talking tom

[G.T.M. @GTM5471]

Really annoyed at how youtube search just shoves a thousand shorts in your face and maybe two videos about what you're actually searching for

[Vincent @realconquerorch]

@greedsonnet @greensuigi longest 15 seconds of my life(i'm laughing on the verge of crying right now)

[♡ @astralbaes]

me and who

[Vincent @realconquerorch]

@TakiVT_ I don't know whether to be sad for myself or happy for you that you got the kind of birthday dinner I wish I had a few months ago

[Vincent @realconquerorch]

@TakiVT_ 1. I would just like to say I instantly facepalmed the second I read this
2. WHY???? why in the world would anyone do something so simultaneously stupid and ironic????

[Vincent @realconquerorch]

@lisektaktyk @greensuigi super mario 64 randomizer, but if you take damage you get a game over

[Vincent @realconquerorch]

@joe_dodger @JetsAbuseVictim @FoolishBB I'm a bit late and I couldn't find any completely solid proof, but here: https://t.co/zvmi2iFMtV

[Vincent @realconquerorch]

@JetsAbuseVictim @joe_dodger @FoolishBB I'm not entirely certain but I think the writer who left Jeter off his ballot was Nick Canepa, who submitted a blank ballot without even looking at the names on it and was stupidly unaware enough to think Jeter wasn't eligible yet bc 5 years hadn't passed since he retired

[Vincent @realconquerorch]

@GTM5471 yes im probably reading too deeply into this

[Vincent @realconquerorch]

@GTM5471 this is actually a pretty good reminder to keep on going, no matter the struggles

[Vincent @realconquerorch]

possible hot take about the one #BaseballHOF voter who didn't vote for #IchiroSuzuki : they'll turn out to be a Korean American who's still pissed off about the time Ichiro said Korea smelled like garlic, and frankly I think they'd be totally justified

[Vincent @realconquerorch]

Junior, you need to be careful, he's FORKLIFT CERTIFIED!

[Supper Mario Broth @MarioBrothBlog]

Extremely rare "Forklift Certified Mario" pin, awarded to Nintendo of America warehouse employees in the late 1980s for passing certification to operate Class 1 forklifts.