Jon Kler

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

they should make an airplane seat that makes sense for a human body. i just thought of this

[jess 𑣲 @bombelleee]

i think ppl love afters so much bc they yearn for house parties

[austen 🪑 @spookyausten]

going to the thrift store and touching my face a bunch and rubbing my eyes really hard

[alexa @alexamazov]

you’ll be in the worst financial position of your life then run out of shampoo

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

Browsing Tubi and found a video of my own funeral

[ivan : ) @JoannaNewSum41]

I don’t think Morrissey would’ve thrived in the Black Eyed Peas. He would frequently clash with Fergie and Taboo

[rhaenyras silk pajamas @bratnyratruther]

things ive yet to watch:
everything

things im currently watching on tubi:
BULL SHIT

[WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA @slayyyter]

LET WOMEN CRANK

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Just had to deviate from my routine Did the world end? No But in a much realer sense Yeah

[cav empty @cavempty_]

last night at like 3am i saw a gargoyle shift its weight on a cathedral roof but i didn’t say anything because in that moment i understood

[xoria @farttaholic]

every time i try to take a cute pic it ends up like this

[550am @josh550am]

The way all beaches are lowkey the beaches that make you old. UV exposure.

[april @yogurtslop3]

lots of people ask me what keeps getting me out of bed in the morning despite it all. and the answer is actually quite simple! i gotta pee

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Hangover so bad I’m on Google Maps looking at my childhood home in 2009

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i got mosquito bites in places you can't pronounce

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Kristen Stewart when asked if she’s Team Edward or Team Jacob:

“I don’t give a f*ck.”

(Via condenasttraveler)

[cleo꩜🔻 | yearning era @Clop0rte]

healing my inner child ❤️❤️

[ashton !! 🩸🕷️ @doublefknvmprs]

this is the worst gif in the world

[Witch @witchwounds]

there's a beautiful girl named Tinnitus who is always singing her siren song in my ear

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

I keep getting emails that my credit score changed even though I’m literally just chilling and doing me 🤔🤷🏻‍♀️