Old Cob

really Old Cob

[Old Cob @reallyoldcob]

the dude in front of you is hitting on the cashier & you're just trying to order a burrito when suddenly everyone explodes into jellybeans

[Old Cob @reallyoldcob]

@DipWheeler @edels0n

[Old Cob @reallyoldcob]

@johntrified no

[awesomehalofan @awesomehalofan]

Halo 4 is like if this image was a video game

[Old Cob @reallyoldcob]

@TiimoTP Nightfire multiplayer tho 🐐

[critter @BecomingCritter]

*scrolling twitter for 4th straight hour* man I'm so glad I never got hooked on short-form video

[Old Cob @reallyoldcob]

@jzux preach

[jake @wormpuller]

I got frogs in atlanta

[keegan @FranziaMom]

Those 2000s Phoenix albums fucking rule. Weapons-grade compression. Whole thing wound so tight it feels like it’s perpetually about to snap. A disco ball in a glitter factory. Tambourine thrashed within an inch of its life.

[Old Cob @reallyoldcob]

@jzux on a roll today trash jones

[normal emma @EmmaSpecter]

my mother walking into any apartment i have ever lived in

[Old Cob @reallyoldcob]

the human tendency to confuse beauty with providence 🔄 the millennial tendency to confuse introspection with beauty

[Old Cob @reallyoldcob]

@theslowestdays

[Old Cob @reallyoldcob]

@theslowestdays Dunning-Kruger-Maxxing

[Old Cob @reallyoldcob]

@ResolveReviews 🙌

[evil elly @laffodiI]

I hope my email finds your email and they fall in love

[Old Cob @reallyoldcob]

@theslowestdays love this

the misuse of “grace note” in the conclusion brings the whole thing to a new level of meta

stay suspicious!

[Old Cob @reallyoldcob]

@bran_don_gell Halo Master Chief Collection

[Old Cob @reallyoldcob]

@elordibubu making that grande look like a pup cup

[femcel apologist @notsaraferdowsi]

I think to be a truly very sexy person you need to have sort of fucked up teeth

[Old Cob @reallyoldcob]

@jiratickets ahead of its time