The Reeb

[Damian Low @DamianLow3]

Yaxley Lennon, Farage, Lowe and others, hang your heads in shame.

An immigrant nurse talking about fleeing her home after saved her uniform so she could still work.

Do you feel proud?

[The Reeb @reallyreeby]

@LisaO1000 @sweepysun @Jenny_1884 @Nigel_Farage You happy now???

Do you think his parents wanted this tonight on top of everything else???

Scumbag.

[The Reeb @reallyreeby]

@LisaO1000 @sweepysun @Jenny_1884 @Nigel_Farage How is he wrong? Look at yourself! A man is killed and you’re rubbing your hands with glee, thinking it’s going to gift you free rein to be racist for the day. Going against the parent’s wishes is the lowest of the low. You should learn to show some respect.

[The Reeb @reallyreeby]

@pritipatel Did you write that first sentence with a straight face???

[The Reeb @reallyreeby]

@BandQ ordered s garden accessory on Saturday. Was supposed to be next day collection from our local store.

It’s Wednesday and I’m still waiting.

What’s happening?

[The Reeb @reallyreeby]

@ZiaYusufUK How are you affording that?????

[The Reeb @reallyreeby]

@SandyofSuffolk @sweepysun Current NHS and NICE guidance on dehydration management in older adults isn’t “patronising”, Sandy. It’s fact.

And foreign nurses are the backbone of the NHS. I would know, I work alongside them daily.

You and your grubby Reform ilk would do well to show them some respect.

[The Reeb @reallyreeby]

@LadyofShallNot @sweepysun Im pretty sure there’s a hefty dose of irony in you try to call someone else an “indoctrinated sheep mind”.

[The Reeb @reallyreeby]

@IsabelOakeshott @Keir_Starmer That’s cos you whinge on about it enough for all of us.

[The Reeb @reallyreeby]

@EvaVlaar @UKOrdinariate Translation: I pretended to be a Christian so I could be racist, and hoped people wouldn’t notice. But annoyingly, it’s backfired.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Yes. It's perfectly normal for someone to receive a 'no-strings-attached' donation of 5 million pounds from a powerful crypto billionaire - right before they become an MP, and leader of a political party. Nothing to see here.

[The Reeb @reallyreeby]

@stuzi_pants @MittensOff 🤣🤣🤣👌🏻

[The Reeb @reallyreeby]

@OscarChalupsky @campaign4cancer @IMFmyeloma Stay alive my friend. One eye is all good. 👍🏻

[The Reeb @reallyreeby]

@lambeth_council Can I get a response on the below please?

Im confused. As I’m sure you’re more than aware, this policy doesn’t align with @UKLabour stance on supporting small businesses.

@BellRibeiroAddy can you advise/support please?

[The Reeb @reallyreeby]

@lambeth_council what’s your justification as to why parking permits for builders being 3x the amount as permits for regular visitors?

And no, the info isn’t on your website.

Thanks

#brixton #lambeth

[The Reeb @reallyreeby]

@NadineDorries No.

Take heed, Dorries. People are sick to the back teeth of you.

Maybe change yourselves before trying to change the voting public.

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

I know there is a lot of news around but can someone at the Beeb explain to me how a man they keep telling us might be the next PM getting an undisclosed donation of FIVE MILLION POUNDS from a Thai based crypto dealer (with a BS explanation about it being for lifelong security) is not even a news story when the man he wants to replace led the news for days over some glasses and Arsenal tickets?

[Very Brexit Problems @VeryBrexitProbs]

The Nigel Farage Guide to Being a Working-Class Hero

Step 1: Be born to a City stockbroker.

Step 2: Attend Dulwich College, fees currently £53,000 a year.

Step 3: Skip university. Become a City commodities trader instead.

Step 4: Run one of your metal broking firms into insolvency.

Step 5: Get elected to the European Parliament. Spend the next 21 years drawing a salary from the institution you're paid to dismantle.

Step 6: Claim £15,500 a year in expenses for an office your party was given rent-free.

Step 7: Put your wife on the EU parliamentary payroll. Take her off only when the rules force you to.

Step 8: Get investigated by the EU's anti-fraud office. Eventually have half your MEP salary docked to repay misused public funds.

Step 9: Throw a Brexit victory party at the Ritz. Decry the "professional political class" to a room of millionaires.

Step 10: Take £450,000 in personal gifts from Arron Banks. House. Car. Lifestyle.

Step 11: Take £5 million, undisclosed, from a Bangkok-based crypto billionaire. Days later, announce you're standing for parliament after all.

Step 12: Win Clacton. Take the £93,904 MP salary. Add £1.2 million a year from GB News at £2,300 an hour. Become the highest-earning MP in the House of Commons.

Step 13: Speak in parliament fewer times than any other party leader. Fly to America at least nine times in your first year. Refuse to hold in-person constituency surgeries. Holiday in France while parliament is sitting.

Step 14: Tell the working class you're one of them. Tell them to vote against their own interests, over and over again.

Pint, mate?

[The Reeb @reallyreeby]

@easyJet Yes

[The Reeb @reallyreeby]

@easyJet You might want to speak with @amazon who are selling “easy jet approved” bags. Plane load of passengers being “caught” at @Gatwick_Airport this morning, much to the delight of your gate staff it seems.

#gatwick #holiday #airport #easyjet

[The Reeb @reallyreeby]

@easyJet LGE to LJU at 7.05 today. Cabin crew completely disengaged. Sat loudly gabbing the entire flight - amongst other banal topics, heard all about their shoe shopping, slagging off a colleague called Mark and the state of their toenails after running.

V.unprofessional.