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It’s been a great pleasure to help Tesla towards its goals over the last 5 years and a difficult decision to part ways. In that time, Autopilot graduated from lane keeping to plowing down pedestrians and decapitating drivers under semi trucks. I've never been prouder of my work.

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@howardlutnick Howard Nutlick

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@elonmusk @LauraLoomer @stclairashley @Tesla An easy way to tell is if the kid is dumb as fuck or ugly as fuck then it's probably yours

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@Jason @USPS Ok @jason fuck you I'll be in SF next week post your address buddy

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@DennisPrager Can we get a video of the fall?

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@mrgipson @murderxbryan @theCJS Bunny looks gorgeous as usual

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@Papapishu

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@bavedikian @tawillionaire UPS is union unfortunately, so is FedEx express. Maybe you should hand deliver your mail.

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@AvgTony_ @wooddetective @murderxbryan https://t.co/kYQb2Oqqsw

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@doughboyspod #buzzbuzz

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@tyler because you don't matter, hope this helps

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@joerogan comedians can't say anything these days without the right wing scolds jumping down our throats

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@BenReiss @Yamiche it's curious how you can use a computer with only 1 brain cell

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@Out5p0ken @jjfsls2 @schwartzbCNBC No this is a dog shit take stop paying for this bad app

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@DrDisrespect @WashYourCrack Wow good one dipshit

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@SpeakerJohnson @elonmusk yo @elonmusk I think you're due for another hair transplant my man

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@PorygonEnjoyer @adancerdances you're just a freak incapable of empathy

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@awawawhoami There is no DNS record for the domain in the screenshot and there isn't any history of one existing

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@VanTheBrand it'll scratch the itch...

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@catturd2 You drunk dude? Deep in?