realDonaldDuck

[BART @SFBART]

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[realDonaldDuck @realperson92]

@olzhu @katewillett i enjoy this look on u

[^_^ @misandrism]

*At my desk job* FUCKK Fuck i fucked up FUCK…i should have been a child psychologist OBVIOUSLY i should have been a child psychologist… *thinking too now about how rocks are cool* FUUCK I SHOULD HAVE STUDIED GEOLOGYY WHY DIDNT I FUCKK Fuck.fuck *calms down* *looks at my desk* F

[Zack Fox @zackfox]

the candy shop beat sound like a snake with allegations made it

[realDonaldDuck @realperson92]

@femceldreamgirl can u install a c wire for my thermostat

[wint @dril]

Wow some of you are really mad at me. Probably b/c you have tiny dicks & fucked up brains. Thats ok though. All human emotion is meaningless

[realDonaldDuck @realperson92]

@femceldreamgirl was that you having a break on the drive last week

[realDonaldDuck @realperson92]

@elliottetzkorn what a long way you've come

[Wraith LaFrentz @WraithLaFrentz]

Pilgrim: *listening to Tech House* This is really good. Really vibey

Me: *fighting back tears* You’re supposed to die. You were supposed to explode or something

[Ollie @olzhu]

great job for the millionth time, everyone. we are 100% fucked.

[manic pixie cheese curd, MPH @tildawhirl]

Why are all podcasts “two best friends” I want a podcast that’s Two sworn enemies. Just two bitches that absolutely hate each other

[maxim @mqqqxim]

i love this

[evn @cryb0i]

check him out

[Matthew Goldin @matthewgoldin]

Awesome life so far. Childhood and college were a blast, and so far my early career is going swimmingly. Let’s hope everything keeps going smoothly so I can wrap this up quickly without any issues.

[realDonaldDuck @realperson92]

@FourTet san francisco or oakland ca!