Tim Vine

Comedian. Plastic Elvis.

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Rocker ‘Brella Fella will be shown during the Edinburgh Festival on August 27th at the Cameo Cinema Edinburgh Picturehouse. Book your tickets now!

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Beautiful moment.

[Jono Read @jonoread]

Bill Oddie, a Springwatch legend. RIP.

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Loved it then. Still love it now. X

[archivetvmusings @archivetvmus71]

R.I.P. Bill Oddie.

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@Wayne501Mardle Ha! That’s great. Reminds me of that great Eddie Hearn moment where he also doesn’t know he’s live and then the interviewer tells him.

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@Gildo180 @1871_GS Ha! Oh flip.

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@Gildo180 @1871_GS I love that 160 you hit against Littler and the nod and smile of respect he gives you when you casually walk back from the board. Such a great moment.

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@Gildo180 @1871_GS Another thing John Part once said that I found fascinating as a darts fan is “the reason someone normally says Double 8 is their favourite double is because they haven’t been getting the job done on Double 16”. I used to say Double 8 was my favourite! 😃

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@Gildo180 @1871_GS John Part is actually one of my favourites. He is often very insightful and has a great turn of phrase. Once perfectly described the juxtaposition of Littler throwing incredible darts with no apparent effort as ‘like he’s painting a fence’.

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When it comes Boxing in Saudi they can buy almost anything. They could have Beyoncé handing out the towels in the corner if they wanted. But the one thing they can’t seem to buy is crowd atmosphere.

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Watching the Darts and my DEVO Energy Dome is in a position on the table where it’s exactly obscuring my view of the scores. I’ll get up and move it in a minute. At the moment I’m too comfortable on the sofa.

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@carolhague1 Never heard of that scam. Blimey.

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Real conversation today . Names have been changed.
PHONE- Hello I’m Emma Flip from Bing Energy. Are you the owner of the property?
ME- Are you a robot?
PHONE- I’m a real person but I’m using a computer to speak to you.
ME- Can’t you just talk to me normally?
PHONE- Beeeep.

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@David_Crayford Good advice. What’s your postcode by the way? 😄

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@mattforde Knock the wall down mate.

[Sutton United Talk Time on Podcast @suttonpodcast]

For @RealTimVine it's not just about the football. It's the people, the atmosphere and that unique small club feel that so many of us never want to lose.

🎙️ Full episode out now on YouTube and all major podcast platforms. https://t.co/5JAZi0cAmP

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Glorious to watch.

[PDC Darts @OfficialPDC]

LITTLER LANDS THE NINE! ☢️

LUKE LITTLER PRODUCES PERFECTION IN THE OPENING LEG OF THE MATCH!

Absolutely astonishing! 🤯

📺 https://t.co/xXnQhVoUPy
#MatchplayDarts

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For a boy at school in the 70s and 80s Keegan was the go to name you used when commentating on your own playground football wizardry.
“Ohh it’s Keegan!……..and it’s STILL Keegan!!……GOAL!!”
RIP 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿💔

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Woweeeeeeeee. If that Spanish goal is disallowed that is truly shocking.

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And there it is.

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Prediction- Fernandez sent off. Other than that I’m not sure.

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There’s going to be some really conspicuous diving for penalties starting soon. Mark my words.

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6-4 to Spain?