rebby

[layla, lmsw @itslaylas]

when the job market is so bad that you're going to follow your dreams instead

[“paula” @paularambles]

they’re in committed relationships

[Mr. Gingles @GinglesMr]

Maybe his neck just did that

[Reach @Reachhreal]

Charlie Kirk is at my fucking school tomorrow

[rebby @rebber69]

i got a tattoo of a rat and i automatically became more gay

[rebby @rebber69]

@fangishfish i was JUST playing all of the rhett and link songs for my roommate 😭😭

[rebby @rebber69]

i got tarot cards i’m about to become insufferable

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Dont let me dogsit Im gonna get that thing fat as fuck

[Tyler @BalloonFlavour]

Asking for the death penalty in traffic court

[chance @chanceposts]

you look so good I wanna buy you a sandwich that costs $14 without a side then buy you a side to go with it too

[rebby @rebber69]

the woke agenda put “partner” on my diet coke

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Fuck marry kill bacon lettuce tomato

[kache @yacineMTB]

ive been given the gift of life i better not squander it

[⋆.·★ ℱₗₒᵣₐ ★·.⋆ @_pix3lpixi3]

a situationship but the situation is that you are madly in love with each other and will be together forever

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

if you yearn hard enough they might feel it

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

i've had like 600 mg of caffeeine today which has given me the ability to read people's minds and they're all mad at me

[rebby @rebber69]

really excited to photosynthesize today

[rebby @rebber69]

ive come down with ligma, sugma, rubma, strokma and eatma 😭 get tested if we’ve been in contact recently!!

[rebby @rebber69]

just got catcalled in broad daylight sitting at a picnic bench not even that close to the street 😭 they saw a glimpse of someone with long hair and were like yeah imma bark at that 🐶

[rebby @rebber69]

dairy queen cherry dipped cone save me