rebeca mae

surprisingly average

[rebeca mae @rebecaandmae]

Just slid into @Uber_Support DM's because I can't log into my account and the only way to get in touch with Uber Customer Service is from the app. 🤦‍♀️

[rebeca mae @rebecaandmae]

When you need cops they’re your Pomie. When you don’t need them they’re the Nolice.

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

Pouncing into October like…

[rebeca mae @rebecaandmae]

Spooky szn 🎃scary movie recommendations GO!

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

The president is a corrupt human tornado.

[rebeca mae @rebecaandmae]

Leftover brunch for breakfast.

[rebeca mae @rebecaandmae]

@gedhead801 💔

[rebeca mae @rebecaandmae]

Fly like bacon hang like lace

[rebeca mae @rebecaandmae]

Drinking fancy tequila and grocery shopping at 7/11.

[rebeca mae @rebecaandmae]

Dave and Busters. Where things are technically free or $40

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

Monday mornings…

[rebeca mae @rebecaandmae]

“The more holes you get the more accommodating you’re gonna have to be”

[Joseph Gordon-Levitt @hitRECordJoe]

Always my philosophy here @Twitter :)

[rebeca mae @rebecaandmae]

“I’m Not Drunk Enough Yet”
A memoir
Written By, And Then She Died

[rebeca mae @rebecaandmae]

“Ever think you're done tripping then realize you're not on a swing set.” -Eric

[rebeca mae @rebecaandmae]

“Remy said don’t forget about you... but I did.”

“Yeah, I noticed”

“Well... do you want a cigarette?”

[rebeca mae @rebecaandmae]

Two days disconnected from the world really saves a lot. Especially phone battery.

[rebeca mae @rebecaandmae]

“All of the love in the world couldn’t save me.”

[rebeca mae @rebecaandmae]

“Just bury my body in the ball pit at del taco.” -@GrayBrianThomas

[rebeca mae @rebecaandmae]

I didn’t have a childhood so genuine question here: Did you actually play tea time with your stuffed animals or is that just in the movies?