Nikhil

Can be found lost : in books, movies or my own thoughts | 90's Bolly-phile, food & cutting chai, humour & Manchester United.

[Nikhil @red_devil22]

@desimojito Bakchodi ye kar rahi hai aur sharam mujhe aa rahi hai.

[Keh Ke Peheno @coolfunnytshirt]

The loudmouth rhetorical fake feminist @RichaChadha tried her best to belittle the woman without any logical or constructive answer. The activism based on political correctness, shallow and dumb rhetorics!

[Swapnil Kommawar @KommawarSwapnil]

India may soon get plastic currency notes!

RBI is considering a pilot project for polymer (plastic) notes, likely starting with ₹10 and ₹20 denominations.

Why?

• Last longer than regular notes
• Water and tear resistant
• Harder to counterfeit
• Lower replacement costs over time

Countries like Australia, Canada, and the UK already use them. India could be next.

[Nikhil @red_devil22]

When two marriages have already failed why does he want to go for a 3rd one? Why don't the ladies look at him for the red flag that he is?

[Filmfare @filmfare]

#AamirKhan is getting married again and true to his persona and image, he's doing it entirely on his own terms.

According to a source close to the family, Aamir and Gauri have been living together as a family for just over a year now. "They have built a happy, stable life together and simply decided to mark it formally with their families present," the source told us. The ceremony is set for July 5 and will be held at Aamir Khan's residence.

Read more: https://t.co/drMNAVjwh4

[Rahul Roushan @rahulroushan]

As expected, these guys have not done any formalities and applied for any permission to hold protest at Jantar Mantar. Plan was always to claim "we are being oppressed by police"

[Jimmy @FCBJimmy_]

There’s no way north korea isn’t a simulation man

[Nikhil @red_devil22]

@Arsenal This is how trophy parades should be. Crowd & color. And the vibe to match. Absolutely hated, hated the barren street trophy parades of that small noisy club Man City!! 🤮

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: A PSG fan bought tickets for the UCL final but went to Bucharest, Romania, instead of Budapest, Hungary, for the final.

He missed the final due to his mistake. 💔

[Nikhil @red_devil22]

@asayf @virsanghvi Public places are not avenues to show your culture, especially if no one is asking for it. You don't see Germans or Japanese or Chinese breaking into dances or foreign soil do you?

[Nikhil @red_devil22]

@asayf @virsanghvi If they want to do garba they should do it in their homes or during Navratri. Doing it on firangi soil disturbing other patrons with their cringe moves is not acceptable.

[Nikhil @red_devil22]

@_TheLieLamaa Stop issuing passports to Gujjus. Single biggest reason for international embarrassment ffs!!

[Nikhil saini @iNikhilsaini]

Only question: why can’t we just act normal when we’re abroad? Foreign jaate hi sabka dance kyun bahr ane lagta hai ? Why do we feel the need to stand out everywhere across the globe? Everyone else is sitting quietly and enjoying the moment, but our people somehow have to pull out a full Chaiyya Chaiyya performance.

[Nikhil @red_devil22]

@iNikhilsaini Show-off culture. Bragging culture. The khujli to come back & gloat 'pata hai humne toh sala udhar road pe dance kiya' & get those shallow wows & sahis from the close ones. Sick mentality.

[Nikhil @red_devil22]

@GabbbarSingh 🤣🤣🤣🤣 towards the end Kamra is biting his lips as he realized he's gonna end up saying 'India also needs non-democratic, commie-dictatorship like China', but he's built his entire career on 'but Modi is a fascist' tune.

[Nikhil @red_devil22]

@McgowenMic5141 @EtengeU @CliveSmith3000 @FabrizioRomano Thank you genius.

[Nikhil @red_devil22]

@KantInEastt Gujjus & their ZERO awareness garba cringe obsession !! Embarrassing!!!

[Nikhil @red_devil22]

@McgowenMic5141 @EtengeU @CliveSmith3000 @FabrizioRomano Ok so you will tell us which clubs to support & which are the "glory grabbing plastic teams" that we shouldn't? What next, you'll advise us which sport to watch, which burger to order?

[Nikhil @red_devil22]

@FabrizioRomano Monster player. Whoever signs him will be one hell of a lucky club.

[Nikhil @red_devil22]

@wordi25 Mostly it's the latter. He himself wouldn't have imagined that his wife would be such a pretentious wannabe beneath.

[Nikhil @red_devil22]

@fadnavis_amruta You deserve 2 awards.
Bharat Ratna for your Supreme contribution to the nation
Oscar award for your hyper-realistic acting.