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Roach motel enthusiast. Co-founder of Schmee

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@NASA @NASAArtemis Directed by Stanley Kubrick

[Funhouse @BackAftaThis]

@KingJames Outrageous! Egregious! Preposterous!

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Record for most sneezes in a row?

Bro this broad in the UK sneezed for 976 straight days😂 they estimated 1,000,000 sneezes in the first year alone

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@MagicJohnson With me being 14 beers deep, beer 15 is very important. I either go goblin mode or throw up!

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@MagicJohnson @Lakers I went to Milan and chased after pigeons and drank wine.

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You ever eat a lot and right after think hm this might not end well

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Stan gotta get on the burn. Shoutout goldilocks jbo in Kenya and yea… smells like poo in the pisser. G marrying R

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Started crying watching Chris Davis Reuter that field goal

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Anyone else think it’s a bit interesting FanDuel is on the court of a NBA playoff game

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@sunisalee_ please come to next Knicks home game
Guys need it bad

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@MarchMadnessMBB can we get the Saudis involved in this tournament next year? Would love to see a final four played in a desert where the loser gets excommunicated on Tik Tok Live

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Yep. Just as I thought. Another nepotism tweet. Ashamed this is what CBS is doing nowadays… I could have gave a much better tweet. Stay posted for what I would have said

[Amanda @prisma8slg]

I need a Chuck cam for the second half of this game @MarchMadnessMBB

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Why do chicks be wearing a birthday terraria in the bar like wtf u not anyone gang who give af it’s your glow day twin just live your life without the constant need of validation from your peers

[BillsOnReal @BillsOnReal]

EVERY. SINGLE. JOSH ALLEN. HIGHLIGHT. THIS. SEASON.

46 MINUTES AND 26 SECONDS OF PERFECTION.

[sho @1shoryuken]

wait

[Bob Dylan @bobdylan]

I ran into one of the Buffalo Sabres in the elevator at the Prague hotel. They were in town to play the New Jersey Devils. He invited me to the game but I was performing that night.

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Never understood the opera. Maybe if I spoke the language they sing it in I would appreciate it more? Idk could be a little too drunk rn just listening to opera like there’s bitches dead ass crying to this… what am I missing?

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He’s tweakin

[Weed Porn @WeedPorns]

Lil Timmy out here chiefin on blunts 💀

[cants @cantseyy]

When you order a pillow on temu

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@ShitpostGate @Gheffleysburner u gotta see this