Neil

Boom town rat.

[Skint Eastwood @Skint_Eastwood1]

😂 “I’ve Got A Stiffy Now”

Remember when Saturday morning TV was actually wild?

Ant & Dec on SM:TV Live casually dropping a “stiffy” joke about Rachel Stevens while Cat Deeley is right there… and it went out live to kids!

Today that clip would get them cancelled, investigated, and probably sacked.

Back then? Everyone just laughed. Different times.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Doss: My point is this if you don't want people to be curious about socialism, capitalism has to work a lot better.

Aidala: I don't think Trump would disagree with you.

Doss: Well, guess what? Today he was out here talking about America will never be a socialist country, America never will be a communist country. He just asked for $11 billion in subsidies for farmers because capitalism is killing American agriculture, his capitalistic war is not allowing fertilizer to get to the to American agriculture.

[Richard Sefton @richardosefton]

Self serving hypocrite.

[Donaldo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Stornoway_Cove]

Trump sued the British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) for $10 Billion for “intentionally, maliciously, and deceptively doctoring" a speech Trump gave on 6 January 2021, before the US Capitol riots.

In court, the BBC asked Trump’s lawyers for the following:

Your move Mr Trump…

[Olena Rohoza @OlenaRohoza]

🇺🇸🧐🤔U.S. House Representative Thomas Massie:
“Last night I received a flash drive containing the complete list of files belonging to Jeffrey Epstein. Everything is there: every billionaire, every campaign donor, every single person. Now let me explain why you haven’t heard anything about this in the media. Because they’re all in there. They will do everything to prevent these documents from being made public. Epstein was far more than just a pedophile; he was an intelligence asset. He was part of a blackmail operation used to control billionaires, politicians, and world leaders. If this list ever sees the light of day, the system as we know it will collapse. The public has the right to know the truth, and I am not afraid to share it.”
It looks like a political earthquake may be coming.

[Sly U @SlyForTheRight]

🚨 FARAGE CAUGHT IN HIS OWN TRAP 🚨

Nigel Farage really walked straight into this one. He says Andy Burnham has no mandate and should call an election because he wasn’t directly elected. Fair enough.

Then he’s asked: what about Reform MPs who defected from the Conservative Party? Do they have a mandate?

Farage’s answer? “Well, they still believe in the same policies, so yes.”

And that’s when he’s told the obvious: that’s pure hypocrisy.

Apparently, a mandate only matters when it’s politically convenient. If it’s good enough for Reform defectors, it’s good enough for everyone else. 🇬🇧🍿

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump struggles to clasp the Medal of Honor to Major Nicholas Dockery -- and then ties it?

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

First I spoke to Sky News. Then I had a chat with GB News and LBC…

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

I enjoyed every second of this interview. Which makes one of us…

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

😬 "They can't break into the top six!"

👀 "The agent is talking out the side of his mouth!"

Simon Jordan claims Newcastle should accept that clubs are bigger than them after Liverpool hijacked their deal for Victor Munoz

[Dilly Hussain @DillyHussain88]

Bev from GB News doesn’t believe there were riots in Belfast.

Bev doesn’t believe anyone was hurt in Belfast.

Bev believes houses being set alight isn’t dramatic.

@beverleyturner is a propagandist who’s contributed to this climate of hate.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

😱😱😱 And just like that, it’s completely VANISHED from the media.

A sitting congressman, Ted Lieu, said on the record the Epstein files are being blocked because they show Trump raped and threatened to kill children.

Lets make this viral again 👇

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Tucker Carlson: As of right now, Iran controls the Strait of Hormuz. It did not when this war began. Trump is not a great diplomat. He is not good at this. What we're learning is Trump is a spotty Commander in Chief and not a dealmaker.

[Anfield Edition | æ @AnfieldEdition]

When Coutinho was on holiday in Greece, he was recognised by Liverpool fans who sang “You’ll Never Walk Alone” to him 🥺🥺

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

BRAVO to Kristen Welker, who was polite and reasonable, but firm. She even tried to change the subject.

trump got himself all worked up because she gently pushed back on his no-evidence bullshit lies.

He is a fragile, delicate little bitch.

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

F**cking epic. Meet Kristen Welker. She just did what all self-respecting reporters need to do. She pushed back. And the Cunt of Mostly Crisco had an epic meltdown and walked off set. Ok, less “walked.”More “staggered.” Ah, I love the smell of burning diapers in the morning.

[Popular Liberal 🇺🇸 @PopularLiberal]

NEWSFLASH: SOMEWHAT INTELLIGENT. LMAO!

Hannity to Koppel: "Do you think we're bad for America?"

Koppel: "Yeah."

Hannity tried to gaslight him. Koppel wasn't having it. Hannity's desperate pivot: "We have to give the American people some credit that they're somewhat intelligent..."

Koppel stares, bottom lip drops. You could see every Fox lie from the last 12 years flashing behind his eyes—his face screaming, "They absolutely do not know the difference."

Let's give Sean the benefit of the doubt: his viewers are somewhat intelligent—his words, not mine.

I'm just the messenger.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Lujan: You were bragging to one of my colleagues that you have been sanctioning people doing bad things. President Trump's sons signed a deal, as you know, with world liberty financial with a bunch of folks you sanctioned. And now there is an addendum that says Trump and his kids and anyone affiliated with them -- I don't know if it is current wives, former wives -- they are off scot-free

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

DEAN: You're under oath. When will you comply with the law and release all the Epstein files?

BLANCHE: We have complied with the law

DEAN: There are 3 million more documents. And you know what you said to me? 'They include another guy named Epstein.' Nobody is buying it

*the time of the gentlelady has expired*

DEAN: I beg your pardon? How do I get cut off 2 minutes into this? What is true is that the president has lied about being on Epstein's plane, and the unredacted files prove that. There's a lot in here. It's all covered up.

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

🙏 "I expect Arsenal fans to be proud...

👶 ...but you know when you see a baby and think 'only a mother could love that'?"

😡 "I'm not having #THFC flops & #CFC putting things on social media! What have they won!?"

Stelling has his say on the reaction to #AFC's UCL loss! 👀