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windswept

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part of me wants to win the nobel prize, part of me wants to lead a powerful company, part of me wants to descend into mental illness and drug addiction

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@Ruesavatar they just say ok and move on

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@arpitingle Can’t wait for limerick

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Took new gf to my storage unit and showed her all my weapons and extra chairs, I think it went pretty well

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I think I noticed a pattern, when she calls me “sir” or “professor” she is flirting

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@FeralPHunter https://t.co/RXkL8qcejP

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Car guys and horse girls are the same thing

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Can’t take anyone seriously who uses chockablock in a sentence unironically

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sometimes I read the shit I wrote and I'm like, damn, that boy is smart

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@anielizarmly lmao

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@MamanLunettes Exactly

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Having too many hoes is not as bad as having too few, but it’s still hard, a person in this situation still deserves compassion

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How do you know that a middle aged white guy plays in a band with his friends? HE WILL TELL YOU!

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@AlexanderKalian Yup

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@growing_daniel @BecomingCritter Yeah moms name is fine ex wife is the killer

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Tried to tell a woman she was “beautiful” and autocorrect changed it to “meat shop”

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The limiting factor for my creativity is how long the water stays hot in my shower

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@nedsore I actually wish it happened more often, like maybe every ten years

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I mean, as a scientist you are under no obligation to cite shitty prior work that claims to have done what you did but actually didn’t do that

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@shakoistsLog @patrickc In this case the main problem is that genome interpretation tech is extremely immature so the results of these analyses are a combination of inaccurate risk prediction and tons of flat-out false positives. So you have to fix that first of all and it’s a very difficult problem

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@BecomingCritter @jeff82874662 I was going to say no, I gave it to your mom