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• • Jacqueline and Michelle • • Cool girls who like to hang out with boys because it's less drama

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#justiceforjurgen #jurgeypop

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Drake pulled up in a lemon, I pulled up with social anxiety. #n.e.r.d.

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Were sun-dried tomatoes created by accident (someone just leaving their tomatoes in the sun) or was a sociopath eating a tomato and thought hmmm I really wish this was dry and chewy

[Matt Silverman @mattsilverman4]

*goes to Mardi Gras once*

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@lily16213652 Me

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are caterpillars and butterflies the same animal?

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Easily the most stressful National Sandwich Day in my lifetime.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

The human body was not made to expend this much energy thinking about Pennsylvania.

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@mattsilverman4 Yes

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A penis is a front tail

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Wendy was her nickname for Melinda @Wendys

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Nerds rope is the slim Jim of candy

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People used to travel by blimps. It went camels, horsies, blimps

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There are only 20 blimps in the world @goodyear

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You’re telling me billy ray cyrus was the father of both Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana? And no one figured it out? Just ignored his nearly identical daughters??? I smell a plot hole. #hannahmontana #billyraycyrus @billyraycyrus @Disney #disneyplus #weneedanswers #disney365

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@mattsilverman4 Do u know how to swim

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Next time I get rejected:

No deal, huh? Okay.
...Guess you’re going for that legendary crown of wonder

@webkinz #curioshop #arte

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Is cotton candy a drink?

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Will ferrell Williams

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Billy Ray Eilish