Lee Kimball

I was the second-string center for the Minnesota Lynx until I blew my knee out.

[Lee Kimball @redwrist]

@kristenschaaled The question becomes, what will be deemed “illegal protest” and, most importantly, how will that definition change based on who is talking about it?

(Considering the January 6 rioters were pardoned, will that mean violence is acceptable and legal this time around as well?)

[Lee Kimball @redwrist]

From the official White House account. So sickening.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

ASMR: Illegal Alien Deportation Flight 🔊

[Lee Kimball @redwrist]

TIL there’s a dating app for zombies. It’s called DeadMeet.

[Stoned Adulterer @ElaDarling]

So glad to live in a nation with gun care and health control.

[Lee Kimball @redwrist]

And the winner of 2022’s best Halloween costume/death metal band name goes to…<drumroll>… Heidi Klum’s Ringworm

[Lee Kimball @redwrist]

What if, all those years ago, Right Said Fred was just feeling bloated but was too embarrassed to admit that so he concocted this whole other “too sexy” story as a smokescreen?

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

olive oyl: i'm going to the store, be back later

popeye: ok just don't forget the s-

olive oyl: i'm not gonna forget the fucking spinach. jesus christ

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

I think I can answer this:

First of all, I don’t think people understand that there is a difference between “slave movies” and movies about people who were slaves.

What’s the difference?

A thread.

[Adam Grant @AdamMGrant]

One of the clearest signs of learning is rethinking your assumptions and revising your opinions.

21 things I rethought in 2021: a thread...

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

Did you know that it’s actually possible for you to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”

[Gabrielle Blair @designmom]

Hey fellow #LDS #Mormons, I know this stresses some of you out, but the Church stance is pro-legal abortion. If we want abortions available for incest, rape, or health of the mother, that requires legal abortion. If you agree with the Church, you are also pro-legal abortion.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Right now, in the USA, 99% of people being hospitalized & dying from COVID-19 are those who chose not to be vaccinated.

This confirms that whoever’s been advising you to decline the Vaccine, does not value your health or longevity.

A form of biological “unnatural” selection.

[Bone00afide.bsky.social 🇮🇱 @bone00afide]

“Vaccines are unnatural.”

Yeah, so are eye glasses and air travel and surgical anesthesia and scuba diving and air conditioning and purified water and bullets and television and microwaves and shoes.

[Lee Kimball @redwrist]

I bet ghosts wouldn’t be nearly as scary if they dealt with a little flatulence from time to time. I mean, after all they’re just like you and me.

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

Just got yelled at for putting too much mustard on my own sandwich in case any of you are thinking of getting into a relationship

[Shit User Story @ShitUserStory]

As a...
– user
I want to...
– change my password every 90 days
so that...
– in the event my password is compromised, my account will be safely protected. Well, eventually protected. Assuming the compromise wasn’t exploited immediately. Which it probably was. I'll just add a '1'.

[Lee Kimball @redwrist]

Music video idea: DMX handing various objects to passers by. #RIPDMX

[Lee Kimball @redwrist]

@BYU This was a missed opportunity to show love and acceptance. The two greatest commandments are Love God and Love Your Neighbor. It really isn’t that hard.

[Qualtrics @Qualtrics]

We’re for breakthrough experiences - and those bold enough to chase them. Thanks to every employee, customer, and partner who is with us on the XM journey. Let’s make the world a better place, one experience at a time.

#XMDay