Reed Pierotti

UD 2022

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To the weather app: The entire day should not be represented by a rain symbol because there’s a 30% chance of rain for a 2 hour stretch. What are we doing?

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Bottom rack of the washing machine should be just as reliable as the top. Bottom stays coming off the tracks, top is locked in.

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There’s a lot of buzz around slow walkers being annoying, and I definitely agree. But I simply cannot tolerate a slow talker.

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@Bambino_Bets Highly recommend following this guy

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@Malcolm_Feeney Unloading the dishwasher is glorified grabbing a plate

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Figured out how to use the rear windshield wiper today. Rolling

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Sydney McLaughlin is the most dominant athlete alive. She breaks her own 400mh world record every time she tries. She is also the best 400m dash runner. Today she proved that she’s also the best 200m runner. We are witnessing history. Appreciate it now or forever wish you did.

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Miss me with all the alternative nut butters. Peanut butter does it right. We have no need for almond butter, pistachio butter, cashew butter etc. All trash, stop the madness.

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Shout out to hard boiled eggs. High protein, low calorie, delicious, cheap. Extremely easy to prepare in large batches or small. Can be eaten right away or stored for a perfect snack or meal whenever needed. Deserves more respect. 🥚

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@deepjerseyroots Twitter needs a dislike button

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Fun fact
It is not the anchor itself that holds the ship in place. Rather, It is the friction of the chain on the sea floor, which has a length 3-4 times the depth of the water the ship is in.

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June 8. I win this graphic

[Bucketsquad @BucketSQD]

Are you surviving? 😭

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2024 Nets: Damian Lillard, Mikal Bridges, Cam Johnson, John Collins, Nic Claxton

[NetsKingdom 👑🗽 @NetsKingdomAJ]

Anonymous NBA Executive Talks about a Potential Ben Simmons John Collins Swap Between Brooklyn Nets & Hawks per @SeanDeveney #Netsworld

Thoughts??

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Facts

[James Harden @JHarden13]

Reed hoopin!

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@mikal_bridges playing in 83 games this year could become one of the most unbreakable records in basketball.

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@thealexshaq @leap_api I need this

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@Malcolm_Feeney Big sunscreen guy over here. I respect it, long-term plays

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Reggie Jackson is wearing non-see through glasses tonight. Defender cannot see his eyes. Seems like that should be illegal.

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A couple times in the past few days someone has asked me to open this jar. I’ve been on fire, no struggle at all. #alpha

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The problem with the winter is that the day ends before the night starts