Reese

[Reese @reeseconpollo]

And suddenly you are looking into the barrel of a gun. “GIVE THE MOUSE…” I wipe blood and tears off of my face with the end of my arm. “…THE FUCKING COOKIE.”

[Reese @reeseconpollo]

I’d be the monkey that finally wrote the damn Shakespeare play

[ꉂ MYLES ᵎᵎ ⦻ @cervitoxins]

Nothing better than a glass of #DrPepper...🚰 Except maybe #BecomingaMan 😄 #Yep #ImTransgender 🌈

[Reese @reeseconpollo]

This is the third time my headphones have broken within 24 hours of a big coming out. Comment below what you think I should stop doing

[Reese @reeseconpollo]

@sigmaniacs That’s exactly correct!

[Reese @reeseconpollo]

I Want to BITE HOZIER but I know it would fuck him up so I’ll refrain

[Reese @reeseconpollo]

@caelynisslaylyn No yeah if Praying came on I’d be so scared

[Reese @reeseconpollo]

@j__dover BRO

[Reese @reeseconpollo]

@caelynisslaylyn What!

[Reese @reeseconpollo]

@bxalemao Thank you 😭 I’m low key nervous but I’ve been studying my god complex my whole life so I think I’m ready

[Reese @reeseconpollo]

If God gets sick I go on (I’m His understudy)

[Reese @reeseconpollo]

@taylorisquality You’re right, the forth hit is gender (not buckled in the back seat) flying forwards and hitting me in the back of the head

[Reese @reeseconpollo]

If I ever saw gender in the streets it’d be three hits: Me hitting gender, my body hitting the inside of my car, and my organs hitting the front of my body

[Reese @reeseconpollo]

@Kiracox3 🐝 either me or another Reese was mentioned so I gotta know

[Reese @reeseconpollo]

@truthabtfishes No way I’m a huge fan of you!! I saw you stage manage Carry On I think on Broadway??? Epic bro

[Reese @reeseconpollo]

@libbaroni I AM, CACKLING

[Reese @reeseconpollo]

I tried to use tearaway pants for my show again. I bought them and immediately got covid and all quick changes were cut from the performance. #tearawayjustice

[Reese @reeseconpollo]

Thinking about when I asked Michael Smith if I could use tearaway pants for my cabaret. I was expecting him to laugh but he just said No

[Reese @reeseconpollo]

@rhi_dover AHHH ❤️💖❤️💖❤️💖

[Reese @reeseconpollo]

@johnadamsisreal

[Reese @reeseconpollo]

Live tweeting the hot new jam show while I watch the livestream from my room #hotnewjam @TheHotNewJam