Reese

No man is poor who has friends

[Manish Kumar @Manixh02]

Found a fun way to generate QR codes that don’t look like QR codes.

- Enter a URL and it grows a 3D tree from the code itself
- The ground grid is the actual scannable QR
- Switch between Spring, Summer, and Autumn looks
- Runs fully in the browser, nothing uploaded
- Tap the tree to flatten it and scan

https://t.co/133ukElFea

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

It’s too late. I’ve already depicted you as the current swept Ben and myself as the unfazed King Otis.

[dolo @doloyeung]

Me: Bring out the waitress who called me a gamer freak yesterday. I want her to apologize again

Long John Silver's manager: Sir, she's not back there

Tutorial voice in my head: Close one eye to enable pirate vision. By enabling pirate vision you can see scallywags through walls

[Reese @reesepenrod]

@alison_renner I just cannot fathom listening to this kind of music man there are genuinely aliens among us

[Mark R. Brown, AICP, CNU @Car_Free_USA]

Walking kids to school is a lesson within itself.

[Reese @reesepenrod]

@jackbutcher This is beautiful! What was the process? I’m really into this kind of ink bleed look.

[Reese @reesepenrod]

@PabloReports Mustache guy is such a little baby. Posturing like he’s some kind of big man while threatening a woman.

[Go West @GoWestMagazine]

Frank Frazetta

[Reese @reesepenrod]

@iniemohk If you ever write / publish a book in this world just know I’ll be one of the first in line to buy it

[Reese @reesepenrod]

@DallinwBYU Man the stands are gonna smell a lot better this year lmaooo

[Reese @reesepenrod]

You see it’s clever because the artist is so small and elegant you’d never expect them to kill a ton of people. We’ll have them act really smiley and nonchalant about it to add to the uniqueness.

[Reese @reesepenrod]

Hey guys it’s me the creative director for absolutely every single female pop star for the last 9 years. I have this really unique concept for a video where you just start murdering tons of men and you end the video soaked in blood. Never done before!

[Reese @reesepenrod]

@JFloyd314 This is such a good encapsulation of it. Just more people griping that BYU doesn’t match their exact specific vision and trying to frame it as “defending the church” whereas they’re actually one of its opponents…

[Reese @reesepenrod]

Discovered most of my yard is actually cobblestone underneath all this dead grass so I spent 2 satisfying hours peeling it off in rolls

[Reese @reesepenrod]

Inside you there are two wolves. Feed them both make them really big and scary.

[Reese @reesepenrod]

@nathandg12 @Gabewatch I’m in your exact same algorithm and it is exhausting

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

"Your witty wordplay based on the prompt is admirable, but I've deployed a vulgar slur for my answer. That appears to be Quiplash, Mr. Bond."

[Wyatt-Andrews-Workshop @wa_workshop]

the simian video essay community is in shambles

[Reese @reesepenrod]

@NQpilot @ThoughtfulSaint That's just such a normal outfit. It's you framing it as sexual or immodest. It doesn't apply here because there's nothing to repent for. These young women are dedicating themselves to the Lord and all you can do is judge their clothing.

[Reese @reesepenrod]

@NQpilot @ThoughtfulSaint This are pretty normal outfits. Also clearly for pre-mission photo shoots. If your instinct is to collect screenshots of “immodestly dressed” young women to prove a point it might be time to step back and reevaluate.