mr me too

he/him // act like Jesus really care where you be

[mr me too @regalviews]

👋👋👋

[Craig Bro Dude @CraigSJ]

we teach kids to dream and then recoil when they report back that the norms we cling to are fuckin stupid and macabre

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Anyone who was slamming that blonde woman for crying about her 9-5 commuter lifestyle is a bootlicker of the highest degree.

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

bro i'm worried about you, your leitmotif is interwoven with that of the antagonist

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

got his lick back unlike that mcu fraud

[RI DaSēr @so_treu]

This totally reminds me of Topher Grace in BlacKkKlansman talking about how Spike Lee would pull him to the side to give him notes on "make it more racist" and Topher was like "uhhhh, no my guy, don't pull me aside, give your note publicly so they know this wasn't MY idea" 😭😭🤣

[iplidl (comms closed!) @iplidl]

some of the top colors of all time

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

This is incredible. A snowball fight filmed by cinema pioneers the Lumiere bros in France, 1896. It's been colourised and had the speed adjusted.

[Casey Lawrence @LeanandCuisine]

You coulda just dapped me up dawg #PS5Share, #MarvelsSpiderMan2

[Ben Norton @BenjaminNorton]

This is crazy: Twitter / X is preventing people from following the account @Pal_ActionUS, which advocates for Palestinian human rights and opposes Israeli apartheid and colonialism.

Every time you follow the account, as soon as you refresh the page, the app unfollows it.

[sydney @custardloaf]

if God seems quiet its cos The Teacher don’t talk during the Test

[Doobus Goobus @DoobusGoobus]

It never occurred to me that Disney's Hercules chose gospel as its music style, because it's a movie "about a god". I feel so stupid.

[frankie gabagool 🤌 @daddygabagool]

“These edibles ain’t shit!”

Me 2 hours later to the CVS cashier:

[Spike el Monstruo 🦇🇻🇪⛓️ @spikermonster]

real talk though: there's nothing wrong or cringe about being enthusiastic about your interests. the world is too cruel and life is too short to not talk about things you enjoy in earnest.

[Nada Bedair 🇵🇸 @nadabedairr]

Looks like you have been Israeled

[Luke Guysucker🔻 @Luke_Guysucker]

its kinda crazy how americans have a drink called an "irish car bomb" thats like if i walked into a bar and asked for a world trade center

[BAKOON @BAKKOOONN]

ahh yeah here he comes, big double d, r budd dwyer himself, looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart

[Jawmuncher @Jawmuncher]

Finding out the Tank almost got cut from Halo: Combat Evolved via the funniest dev quote ever.

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

sorry i feel like i’m going fucking insane, israel spent days warning they were going to bomb hospitals, everyone backed them and made excuses, and then a hospital gets bombed and suddenly everyone is like - well hold on a minute! do we really know who did this?!