Floyd Mayweather never wore a pair of underwear twice.
He employed someone full-time whose only job was sanitizing his car collection each morning. If a car hadn’t been wiped down, Mayweather wouldn’t touch it.
The man spent $12,000 a week at one Japanese steakhouse. Every week. For years. At a party, he threw $50,000 into a swimming pool to watch strippers dive in after it.
Floyd bought a $50,000 diamond-encrusted iPod. An $18 million watch with 260 carats of diamonds. A $10 million engagement ring for a woman who became his ex.
The car habit got worse. Five Bugattis. Sixteen Rolls-Royces. A $5 million Koenigsegg. His assistant mentioned she’d just picked up his 33rd Mercedes from one dealership. Mayweather got tired of her borrowing his cars, so he bought her one too.
Then came the jets. A $60 million Gulfstream for himself. A second one for $30 million because his entourage was annoying him on the first.
The gambling was its own beast. $5.9 million on a single NBA game. Six figures on the Little Caesars Bowl. The Little Caesars Bowl. He averaged $100,000 a week in bets. One year he reportedly lost $50 million.
Thieves broke into his house and walked out with $7 million in jewelry. Floyd kept spending.
Then the IRS showed up wanting $22 million in unpaid taxes. Mayweather’s lawyers told a judge his wealth was “primarily illiquid.” Asked the court to please wait 60 days because another fight was coming and he needed the purse to cover the bill.
He paid. Then bought the second jet.
Now it’s 2026. The first jet is sold. A court authorized creditors to seize his Bugatti. His strip club owes back taxes. He still owes Logan Paul $1.5 million from four years ago. His team asked Showtime to open the books on his career earnings. Showtime said the records were destroyed in a flood.
Mayweather’s plan to fix everything: fight a 59-year-old Mike Tyson. In the Congo. At age 49.
Career earnings: $1.2 billion. Every line above is real.
WHATTTTTTTTTTT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?
Something we already know and have fucking known... But the left... Lol. Fucking idiots that they are...
The Epstein files just dropped another MOAB right on your empty skulls: back in 2006, Donald Trump...yes, THAT Donald Trump...was one of the very first people to pick up the phone and call Palm Beach PD to report Jeffrey Epstein’s child-trafficking operation.
He explicitly called Ghislaine Maxwell Epstein’s “evil” enforcer.
This is in a 2019 FBI 302 interview, straight from the unsealed documents.
While your geriatric rapist hero Bill Clinton was taking 26 documented flights on the Lolita Express...some with secret service conveniently absent...while your Hollywood idols and donor-class ghouls were island-hopping with a known pedophile, Trump saw the sickness, banned Epstein from Mar-a-Lago for life, and fed law enforcement intel that helped build the case.
And you obtuse, projection-soaked morons spent nine straight years screeching “Trump is Epstein’s best friend!” because your diseased psyches cannot process that the man you hate with religious fervor is the one who actually helped stop the monster.
Classic Freudian projection: accuse your enemy of the exact depravity rotting in your own camp.
Legally?
Trump has never been accused by a single victim.
Not one.
Zero depositions, zero testimony, zero flight logs to the island, zero criminal referrals.
Just Epstein desperately trying to reach him years after Trump cut the creep off forever.
Meanwhile, your side’s names litter the black book, the flight logs, and the plea deal witness lists.
You are not merely ignorant.
You are willfully, gleefully, pathologically blind...marinated in cognitive dissonance so thick it could choke a whale.
You needed Trump to be the villain because confronting the truth would force you to admit your entire political religion is built on protecting predators.
So keep coping.
Keep seething.
Keep pretending the party of “believe all women” didn’t memory-hole every Epstein connection that didn’t point at Orange Man.
The rest of us see you clearly: morally bankrupt, intellectually castrated, and skull-fucked by reality.
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