sam 🦭

i do not endorse my own tweets👍 he/him/his

[Ch4rl13 @milktst]

Some are saying that elefun (elephant butterfly game) is even better than metal gear solid 3 ⁉️‼️⁉️👀👀

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

if this movie sucks i will hurt myself @alexgarland

[Mv ╾━╤デ╦︻ @_TehMv]

FIRST EVER Michelle Obama mid-air Sex change RPG fake shoot on the New #BO2 Ports

[sam 🦭 @regularlyonline]

Great job team 👍 let’s aim for three years in a row

[WWL-TV @WWLTV]

Louisiana ranks last for the second year in a row in U.S. News' Best States report https://t.co/lvJLhTG9ID

[Errai @errai]

Showing my barber an infrared photo of him sleeping in his bed

[Rayditz @Rayditzfn]

when you ask your friend to play a $3 dollar indie game with you but they don't want to spend $3

[mao_wow @realwow_mao]

when you ordering pizza and the broke homie say “get some wings too”

[Billy Mays III @infinitethird]

saw the odyssey last night. great movie but all I could focus on was everyone’s race and gender

[Mr. Honeydew @bestbuddy1998]

Just unalived a large Diet Coke and fries

[gavin @hellsupermarket]

dude he is so cool

[chad @chasedbywasps]

showing a picture to my barber of a guy I want to be friends with

[Bingus @elongatedscrote]

Just ate a gas station delta 9 gummy and got spam call from hezbollah

[Mr.Mordicai 🏴‍☠️ @MrMordicai]

How it feels playing Dark Souls 2 for the first time after seeing so much hate for the game

[gen z superboy (official) @shin_kale_rider]

Supreme Czar Mamdani, I have received your orders, I shall return to my homeland of New York and fell the Great Beast Netanyahu at your behest

[sam 🦭 @regularlyonline]

Please let me in

[The Duskbloods @TheDuskbloods]

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[sam 🦭 @regularlyonline]

@NightlifeMingus you should do this too with the new sticker