regular dick

sometimes i’m horny

[regular dick @regularshaney]

Not many people can read in between the lines

[Right Angle News Network @Rightanglenews]

A blind influencer is being brutally mocked after leaving her boyfriend of two years because he was “ugly,” only to begin dating an immigrant man who robbed her just days into their relationship.

[regular dick @regularshaney]

how much would 10k usd fair me over there

[TSwany @TSwanyIRL]

this tweet gets 200,000 times funnier once you find out what this equates to in US Dollars

[regular dick @regularshaney]

holy faggot alert

[BitingIceCream @BitingIceCream]

This is unironically how my highschool experience was like

[regular dick @regularshaney]

faggots call everything a “friend”

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

[regular dick @regularshaney]

romantic live is an illusion created to distract you

[ana🪽 @anaanya__]

attaching this with all the love I’m capable of

[regular dick @regularshaney]

you must’ve been a six yr old in 2016

[autist @litteralyme0]

3am 3am
in 2016 in 2026

[regular dick @regularshaney]

such a faggot tweet

[ً @artfuIchaos]

Being sexually devoured and emotionally protected by the same person must feel so good.

[regular dick @regularshaney]

Long game being played

[Matt Bevan @MatthewBevan]

Marine mammals are the most insane group of animals. Like what do you mean you sleep in a place where have to wake up every few minutes to go find some air to breathe.

[regular dick @regularshaney]

Proper use

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

biggest downside to education is that u can get so woke you'll eventually get depressed and stop enjoying 95% of the things u used to enjoy. knowing how the sausage made is a curse, ignorance truly is bliss. lobotomize me please so i can have a social life again

[regular dick @regularshaney]

You see nigger, I do my drugs better.
check this post out ↘️

[James @turningmystile]

I've said this one before but if you manage to fuck your life up by getting too hooked on weed you are just not cut out to be doing drugs at all

[regular dick @regularshaney]

The site owners wanted their slice

[SatanWatch 👿 @_SatanWatch]

We literally have a Tower of Babel situation in regards to mass media. Everyone is segmented into little honeycomb spaces by the algorithms and they don't even realize it. I had a friend ask me if I've seen "the Chinese girl who acts like a robot" as if it's a classic Vegas act.

[regular dick @regularshaney]

It depends

[real @getinglouderig]

This is normal btw. You talk to any attractive girl you’re competing with thousands of men

[regular dick @regularshaney]

Nope, I’m turning into my grandfather

[? @offprozac]

look at you turning into your father

[regular dick @regularshaney]

Ellis island

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

I know some of you think this is based, but here’s how that goes every time historically:

The rich vote to import slaves, which lowers the price of labor, which destroys the middle class, which gives the rich an even larger voting share, which they use to bring in more slaves.

If you gave the capitalists control of this country, there would be 100M more migrants and 10M more H1Bs here overnight.

If you can’t see that, you’re too blinded by ideology to understand incentives.

[regular dick @regularshaney]

Very true, the best artist Ik are insane, trans and a little bit of meth.

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

AI art did democratize art, the issue is that it demonstrated most people suck at art, and it’s something best left to the schizos

[regular dick @regularshaney]

Medieval pussy must’ve smelled terrible if we are being honest. They were fucking medieval men.

[scar 🗡️ @cerseidefender]

the stereotype that vaginas smell but penises don’t has always been rooted in misogyny, i imagine the men were walking around rank as hell too but yeah haha so funny

[regular dick @regularshaney]

If women were meant to lead then they clearly would be leading by now. If that was meant to happen it would’ve happened. “Men stopped us from…”. This how things were always going to be.

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

One of the most surprising things I’ve learned about men is how many of them spend their life looking for a leader to follow (often blindly) and/or someone to tell them what to do AND how they absolve themselves of responsibility for their actions due to lacking leadership.

[regular dick @regularshaney]

Space is a waste

[Fatherguy Everyman @thecathguy]

I know no sci-fi fan wants to hear this but I think the answer really just is that interstellar travel is basically impossible. Or rather that interstellar civilization is impossible. Plus space is huge

[regular dick @regularshaney]

This faggot is hilarious

[wally b kleeposting @kleeposting]

I can't express how lucky I was to have spent my formative years with an internet that was shaped by >110 IQ nerds instead of third world content farms struggling over 5$ of ad revenue

[regular dick @regularshaney]

i get it