goth chicken

I will show you what is now

[i am superwholost @slayercomma]

let’s get LOST tonight. you can be my white kate LOST tonight

[chase @_chase_____]

having to pee really puts things into perspective. like ok none of this matters

[goth chicken @rellastick]

I haven’t had time to eat anything but a crunch bar all day and bro how the fuck was I ever anorexic

I’m crying in my office with no tears coming out, what the fuck is happening

[goth chicken @rellastick]

outlook is down we can all walk into the ocean

[goth chicken @rellastick]

aside from everything I’m not sure why anyone would this much time into a show where they don’t find the main character charming and at least a little bit sympathetic

there are so many other TV shows

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

@suchona_hasnat Girl burn in hell lmao

Your fave went crawling back to the same parents for the TOTALITY of the show for everything from business loans to Rory’s tuition and then had to start fucking her baby daddy again to get HIM to pay for Rory’s college in the final seasons.

[goth chicken @rellastick]

wait I’m sorry you thought you were doing nuanced takes? 😂

not having an ounce of sympathy for Lorelai and not having an ounce of criticism for Chris, two complicated, imperfect people, is not taking a lot of nuance into account lol

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

It’s hard to critique Gilmore Girls in any nuanced way because it is people’s comfort show (and a certain kind of person’s vision board of motherhood).

And then when ACTUAL PEOPLE who are fans of the show as well say “hey that’s weird,” they’re piled on

[Cat Wright @catrosewright]

“I asked grok” “I asked chatgpt” yeah well I emailed a tree

[goth chicken @rellastick]

a parade for a sports team is so classic and quaint and lovely

like yes, we must go the main thoroughfare and wave at the sportsmen for doing such a great job!
huzzah!

[Joakim 🌹🇳🇴🇪🇺 @joakial_]

The national team is parading through Oslo in an open-top bus from the Royal Palace to City Hall, as people line the streets to celebrate Norway’s historic World Cup achievement.

[goth chicken @rellastick]

honestly the scariest thing about s*lf h*rm is hiding the bruises because I am not about to let someone think I’m being abused by a loved one, when I’m not

and “no it’s actually me!! I did it to myself!” kinda just sounds like a lie…?

[goth chicken @rellastick]

it’s like offensive to the actual skid row lmao

[Cat Wright @catrosewright]

as someone who as both lived in Uptown Minneapolis and close to the actual Skid Row in LA, I feel like I’m uniquely qualified to say:

lol. lmao even

[Cat Wright @catrosewright]

lmao I luv Boarder Protection

amazing work as always from @DHSgov

[goth chicken @rellastick]

kinda feels like you’re missing the whole point of Empathy

[goth chicken @rellastick]

I’m not sure you fully qualify as having high empathy if you think it “sucks” that it’s “truly hard to hate” other people you think are dumb

[🦝trash panda🏳️‍⚧️ @TrashPandaGirll]

High empathy sucks cause when you understand why people are the way they are you realize most people aren't truly evil they're just dumb and incapable of viewing the world outside of their own experiences which makes it hard to truly hate them even if they are ugly inside.

[maisie @pierogilover01]

alcohol probably has no effect on the human body. i’ve been doing studies about this in my lab.

[trevy @chillextremist]

If someone misuses a word don’t correct them. Let them live ontologically

[goth chicken @rellastick]

Hacks doing a “Ava makes a sitcom version of Hacks because golly gee they sure did learn a lot from each other after all” feels kinda insulting to the audience’s intelligence. I’m like, it’s so…hacky?

WAIT A SECOND

(ok fine I’m fuckin’ seated for the series finale)

[goth chicken @rellastick]

(this is not doctor shade; it’s: where are the flowers for the nurses and LPNs and other hospital staff who do amazing shit?)

and I think we’ve had more than enough TV shows glorifying the role of Doctor as some sort of Genius Deity

[goth chicken @rellastick]

hot take on Noah Wyle: if he’s so hyped about healthcare workers, why are the nurses on his show basically background noise?

in a real ER, doctors spend as little time with you as possible (I get it, they’re busy). nurses do the hands-on work & crucially: show you actual Empathy

[Cat Wright @catrosewright]

if you’ve spent *any* amount of time in a hospital, you’ll find that the people that actually listen to you & help you are the experienced, (mostly) female nurses

but I’m sure when you’re in the ER screaming out in pain, the Gen Z Stare will give you a lot of comfort

[fran @postfran_]

If I was in sex and the city they would’ve called it nothing and the shithole