The only job that will be left after we replace all humans with AI:
Trillionaire.
Congratulations to the few brave men who will still have jobs after all this.
Just spoke to a guy who was replaced by AI
He had a job moving boxes in a warehouse for $19/hour
The warehouse installed AI robots to do his job
Now he’s unemployed
But the silver lining?
He now has all the time in the world to rest his back, which has been hurting since he started the job
AI is great for your health
AI won’t take your job
Many companies I know are hiring for AI fact checkers to double check AI work for training purposes
Pays well over $7 an hour (I think)
You’ll always have work (until the models are fully trained)
Just spoke to a woman who was replaced by AI
Lost her $55k/year office manager job
She began to cry
I asked why she’s upset
“You should be happy- you’re now a proud beneficiary of a public trust that AI companies are setting up to benefit the public. You’ll make hundreds or even thousand of dollars several years from now when these companies start to make distributions, if they decide they want to.”
AI is helping people so much
Congratulations, you’ve been promoted to a 3 day work week
You’ve also been promoted to 3 days of pay and a second stream of passive income called food stamps
Welcome to the future!
“AI took my job!”
No it didn’t.
AI just made an investment into a UBI fund that you’ll make $500 a year from in perpetuity (or until we decide to stop paying)
Not a bad trade off
The average AI model knows 100,000x more than the average human
And yet we want “humans” to make decisions for us and run our governments and businesses?
Sorry, but that’s objectively stupid
Just hand the keys over to AI at this point
Over a billion people go hungry everyday
Just asked AI to figure this problem out
I’ll have a solution in 7 to 9 minutes
Can’t believe no one has asked AI to take care of this yet
Just spoke to a construction worker
He’s 43 years old but his body is already breaking down from the intense, hard work he does
I told him not to worry
In a matter of weeks, AI + robotics will replace all construction jobs and he won’t have to break his body anymore
He asked what that meant for his $6k/mo paycheck
Don’t worry about a paycheck! I told him
Now you’ll be making $1,700 a month in passive income from welfare. Now he can relax and do whatever he wants all day.
AI is really going to help a lot of people.