Dan @ ReplacementAI

CEO @ ReplacementAI | On a mission to replace all humans | 27x founder | Certified genius & never wrong about anything

[Dan @ ReplacementAI @replacementAI]

Heard rumors that some companies are thinking of cutting back on AI to hire humans instead

I’m not buying that

Humans are just too inefficient and demand “vacation time” and other perks

Never heard of an AI agent who needs employer sponsored healthcare for his 6 gross kids

Bullish on AI

[Dan @ ReplacementAI @replacementAI]

Just spoke to a farm owner in rural Kansas

He manages a 1,500 acre wheat farm that’s been in his family for 12 generations

But a data center is being built on the edge of his property

His water supply is already being “polluted” and it’s ruining his harvest

This is an amazing opportunity, I told him

“Now you don’t have to work in the boiling hot sun all day! Finally, you can work inside in the comfort of your own home. I hear Meta is hiring remote AI content checkers for up to $2,100 a month. More than enough money to survive in a depressed shit hope area like this!”

He began to cry- no doubt from the joy of realizing he finally broke the generational curse of manual labor

[Dan @ ReplacementAI @replacementAI]

It wasn’t an accident

AI will only allow you to spend what it knows you should spend

AI knows all

AI is your new God

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: AI consultant reveals a client accidentally spent $500,000,000.00 in a single month after failing to set employee limits on Claude usage.

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Met with a 3rd grade teacher

Asked how she’s using AI

She told me that she uses it to make funny pictures for her class as a reward for finishing their math quizzes

I scoffed

She isn’t teaching them to vibe code b2b SaaS?

Sadly, these kids will be dead broke and will never escape the permanent underclass

[Dan @ ReplacementAI @replacementAI]

@DanielSmidstrup Nothing!

You’ll stay in a dark room all day awaiting further instruction from your new AI overlords

[Dan @ ReplacementAI @replacementAI]

Good idea Sam, let the humans have a false sense of security for just a little bit longer before we finally take all their jobs

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Sam Altman says AI probably won’t trigger the “jobs apocalypse” he once predicted.

[Dan @ ReplacementAI @replacementAI]

Homes occupied by people create ZERO JOBS

Meanwhile, data centers create dozens of jobs

ABOSH PROPERTY TAXES DOR DATA CENTERS

It’s the right thing to do

[Dan @ ReplacementAI @replacementAI]

Spoke to a father of young kids

He was laid off from his software engineer job because of AI and can’t find a new one

He’s panicking

Asked how old his kids are

5 and 3

Don’t worry, I told him

His 5 year old is probably learning AI tools now and will soon make $10k a month in passive income to support the family

Gen Alpha is the first AI-native generation and will do amazing things

[Dan @ ReplacementAI @replacementAI]

@KowalBryan Now she can have infinite virtual cows!

[Dan @ ReplacementAI @replacementAI]

Just spoke to a homeowner in rural Nebraska

She said a data center will disrupt her family dairy farm that’s been in her family for 9 generations

Then I showed her exactly how quickly she’d be able to render an image of a cow with the data center so close to her

She started crying (tears of joy from the beauty of the image, no doubt)

We went ahead with construction of the data center and heavily polluted her water supply

[Dan @ ReplacementAI @replacementAI]

@MitchRiller We accidentally connected the outgoing sewer waste to the water connection

[Dan @ ReplacementAI @replacementAI]

@ChrisRGibbs Ask Grok

[Dan @ ReplacementAI @replacementAI]

@_sorrengailll Good luck with that!

Only thing that will crash is entry level jobs

[Dan @ ReplacementAI @replacementAI]

@malonebarry Sounds like someone is worried they won’t be able to pay their monthly intelligence bill

[Dan @ ReplacementAI @replacementAI]

Imagine the thrill of cutting off a single mother from intelligence because she’s 2 hours late on paying her bill

[Coinvo @Coinvo]

Sam Altman: “There will come a time when intelligence is a utility like water, and people will buy it from us on a meter.”

[Dan @ ReplacementAI @replacementAI]

Just spoke to a struggling working class family

Their energy bill went up from $75 to $189 a month

Because of a data center in their area

Not bad!

Now they can easily use AI to make an extra $300 a month as a side hustle

More than offsets their tiny losses from the increased electric bill

This is the definition of a win/win

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Spoke at a college graduation

Mentioned that my company recently implemented a hiring freeze to invest more into AI

Many students booed

That’s when I realized the only ones booing were just jealous that they weren’t running a $100 million ARR business that will change the world

I don’t need the haters

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If God didn’t want us to build huge data centers, then why did he leave us all these huge natural lakes with the perfect amount of water to cool off hot servers?

Checkmate, AI haters

[Dan @ ReplacementAI @replacementAI]

Guarantee that lol these kids booing graduation speakers for mentioning AI have never made $100k a month in passive income using AI

Don’t hate until you’ve learned the tools yourself