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Oscillating wildly: research, anti-progressive Dem politics, music, food, TV, ads, & the beach. My core competency is competency. Retweets are endorsements.

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@A_dmg04 PLEASE tell us we won't be restarting the power resets and the nerfs and buffs -- I only came back because the treadmill was finally done.

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@Bungie Holy shit. Just don't restart the power level treadmill and the constant buff and nerf shit, because I only came back because that was OVER.

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@RepNancyMace Friendly reminder: you suck up to one every fucking day, you weird loser.

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@TMFanSupport They weren't. Was on the same email on both sites, & clicked the link from Live Nation to go to Ticketmaster, but everything was locked, and if I clicked them, it wanted the secret code that TD Garden and Mohegan Sun customers were given but we weren't. Ended up using Verizon.

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Hey @LiveNation, great fucking job not sending anyone the @beabad00bee presale codes. I see Mohegan Sun and the TD Garden have posted their own codes, but nothing from the shit-sucking Dolans at @TheGarden. Thanks, great job, assholes.

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@RepNancyMace lol loser says what?

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@jon_bois Is it next year yet?

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@Riley_Gaines_ Oh look, the slow-ass swimmer has another fucking "opinion," everyone! Pay attention to slowpoke, everyone!

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@NancyMace That he drops dead? Every fucking day, Nance.

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Hey @Civiqs, y'all know Mikie Sherril has been governor of NJ for 5 months now, right?

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Hey @NYMag the crossword is broken AGAIN you guys. Link goes to last week's. Is this really THAT fucking hard?

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@RonDuguay10 Was pretty sad reading this story until I saw the part where you're dying. Too bad it's not contagious though.

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@vulture and @NYMag, anything??? Go read the comments on the last few crosswords, it's not just me.

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Yo @vulture and @NYMag, we're out here paying for a subscription that's supposed to deliver a 10x10 crossword daily, & yesterday you didn't bother posting a new one at all & today's link ONCE AGAIN goes to an older puzzle -- @malisolves hope they're still paying you to make them.

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@KeithGrossman @TheDemocrats No, it's legit fucking hilarious. Hope you lost a ton on NFTs, too.

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@tayorbell

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@Izengabe_

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@ByronDonalds @Olympics Yeah, and some things are bigger than sports, you fucking weirdo.

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@NICKIMINAJ the part where you kept silently thinking about how your pedo men are gonna get presidential pardons because you're too stupid to realize they committed state crimes.

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@Gigiof5momof2 @FiShoop Those ICE scumbags? Definitely a concern, but they'll end up in prison, have no fear.