Douglas Cameron

Consultant Software Engineer specialising in embedded systems development

[Douglas Cameron @reservoirdoug]

@bubbinsfanclub 'Mammoth' Bones Kept in a Museum For 70 Years Turn Out to Be An Entirely Different Animal : ScienceAlert https://t.co/pW7PXMlWMW

[Douglas Cameron @reservoirdoug]

@JaneyGodley Aw Janey, so sorry. Thanks for lightening the darker days of the pandemic and for all the utter Godleyness before that and since that has tickled us. Laughter is the best medicine (although not a substitute for chemo).

[Douglas Cameron @reservoirdoug]

@HMCoastguard, not sure if this is something to be concerned about on the beach ~200m SW of Crail harbour at low tide...

[Douglas Cameron @reservoirdoug]

@Nigel_Farage Not sure if this evidence is statistically significant Mr Farascist.

[Douglas Cameron @reservoirdoug]

@henningwehn @nikcoppin I could put in a word with my mother-in-law to put you up for the month if you like?

[Douglas Cameron @reservoirdoug]

@JaneyGodley Meh

[Douglas Cameron @reservoirdoug]

@GaryDelaney I bought a Russian advent calendar. Behind each door was a little novichokolate.

[Douglas Cameron @reservoirdoug]

@GaryDelaney I bought a Russian advent calendar. It only has one door. Inside there is another slightly smaller advent calendar.

[Vittorio @vittorioangelon]

Free Mark Nelson! He’s a good man who does silly good jokes @marknelsoncomic

[Douglas Cameron @reservoirdoug]

@watsoncomedian Adventures of Sleepyhead and Splash Test Dummies. Also 360 Allstars was a hit.

[Douglas Cameron @reservoirdoug]

@VolozCollective One of your performers said yesterday to ping you this morning for a couple of comp tickets for today's performance of The Man Who Thought He Knew To Much. Yes please!

[Douglas Cameron @reservoirdoug]

@BritishGas @BritishGasHelp Your energy usage monitoring online and via the app has been broken for seven weeks now. Any plans to fix it soon so we can work out how to optimise our energy usage? Are you making more money while it's broken?

[Douglas Cameron @reservoirdoug]

@armadillojam @twi_age Contwitulations!

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@oxygenthiefYEAH @shaunwkeaveny @GordonRamsay A baseless argument.

[Douglas Cameron @reservoirdoug]

@shazm0 @Daveybot They feature in this playful @mark_bonnar documentary you might (have already) enjoy(ed): https://t.co/PfvAuzqwYw

[Douglas Cameron @reservoirdoug]

@edinhelp I don't want to make a claim. I want you to unblock the street gully that I reported as blocked 3 months ago after it caused flooding to my property (Ref: 101000725476). If you don't, it will very likely flood again, possibly worse this time, which could get very expensive.

[Douglas Cameron @reservoirdoug]

@edinhelp Thanks Aleshia. Could you confirm if I am entitled to full compensation for damage, or do I need to buy sandbags to prevent a repeat flooding while waiting for the gully to be cleared?

[Douglas Cameron @reservoirdoug]

@Daveybot Looks like a gourd one though.