Took my drunk foid to watch the new Spider-Man movie. On the way home she decided to give me some head and vomited popcorn kernels all over my penis, balls, and the interior of my car.
letโs be real shows like this and Jidionโs probably does a lot to prevent guys like me from ever even attempting to go and do these things in the first place
I turned myself in on a warrant w/so much stuffed up inside me that I was living like a king the whole 90 days. I'm smoking, drinking, eating, surfing the world wide web. Watching Monday Night Football on my big screen with the antennas. That shit wasn't nothing to me.
Saw that new Spiderman flick, it was definitely the better of Tom Holland's attempts to potray Spiderman and Peter Parker but still wasn't more than a 6/10 for me.
Lost a cousin while he was living rough somewhere east of Spokane. Sheriff's report called it "a bear attack." Funny. Bears don't usually unzip a man's fly and suck the skin off their peter first.