a girl god makes examples out of

I wasn’t born mama snatched me off the mothafuckin stork on a FRIDAY

[jake @wormpuller]

Akon said im tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful then settled on Sexy bitch

[kart @kiluhz]

is there a medication i can take that stifles my hatred

[T w I t t e r @darthramious]

Most people in France can't afford housing.

They didn't blame immigrants, or transgender people, or video games, or avocado toast.

They blame the government. Because that's who's responsible. That's always who's responsible.

[Professor yedwin @y6dwin]

Someone invest in me I’m boutta release adderall vapes

[✞ @gramwurldwide]

i get where y’all be coming from but i be coming from somewhere else

[nervewing @nervewing]

Here’s the plan: be in withdrawal from stimulants and depressants at the same time, the withdrawals will cancel each other out and you will experience a new and special high called the concubine’s spiral

[je$s ⭐️ @yyxyver]

This is so well articulated

[quetzal_rainbow @quetzal_rainbow]

Thank you demonic skull of wisdom

[LINK 🐂🫎 @BullMooseLink]

Body count paranoia among Gen Z men is one of the more striking examples of internet-borne mass psychogenic illness. The current cohort of 18-30yos are notoriously sexless, yet men have never been more insecure about their (potential) partners’ hypothetical sexual histories

[A. @justbored142]

who the fuck doubled it and gave it to me

[terbik @slopbik]

everyone's suicidal until they ride passenger in my car and then suddenly they care about their mortality

[Five @Jay_F5]

can’t give endless grace or time that I don’t even have. I need extra love in these times for real. you can’t give it, I get it. you just can’t be around me. said with love also.

[snagglepuss @hersheyhippo]

it rly feels so abysmal to deal with the same archetypes of ppl all the time even when they present differently at first

[kiana 🌙 @KianaKuuipo]

I hope everyone who liked this dies the most painful death possible

[the mind, @dilaudidgirl]

if i’m not supposed to be doing opioids then why do i have receptors for them

[jay 🫍 @lezzyboxd]

Tbh if u refer to someone having consensual sex as "giving it up" im not listening to anything ur saying bc that terminology is gross to me