Dystopian India

In the memory of India that we grew up in.

[Dystopian India @Results2019]

Wish I knew the trick during school vivas.

Teacher: What is Avogadro number?

Me: Bharat Mata Ki Jai.

T: What?

Me: Ab Bharat Mata ki Jai me bhi problem hai?

@AnupamPKher @KirronKherBJP @parveshv @akshaykumar @crowswami @Cow__Momma @DadaScream @Nehr_who @RoshanKrRai @aiqbalz

[Rajesh @R_Rahe]

Came across this in South Delhi. I had to park my car, Just to click it. These words of Tacitus are so striking.

#KashmirNeedsAttention #KashmirStillUnderCurfew #KashmirIssue #kashmir #KashmirBleeds #Kashmiri
@Advaidism @TheDeshBhakt @amitbehere @PresidentVerde @RoshanKrRai

[Rajesh @R_Rahe]

Welcoming new rules:

1. For broken roads & potholes, every commuter will be given 500/-.

2. For not functioning traffic signal- 1000/-

3. For no signal & no traffic police at any crossing- 5000/-

4. For absence of reflectors on Highway- 10000/-

#TrafficFine #MumbaiTraffic

[Rajesh @R_Rahe]

The problem with Disha Patani is ...

Well, there is no problem with her. She is perfect.

Problem is slumping economy of the country but all media houses are busy in Pakistan and Hindu-Muslim bigotry. I thought @DishPatani will help me bring some attention to it.

[Dystopian India @Results2019]

This thread 👇

@bmwonthenet @Cow__Momma @crowswami @DadaScream @RoshanKrRai @SurfingMaverick @NirikshanBilla @Nehr_who @shravani_sub @ReallySwara @DevilAkki07 @Abhimanyu_msh @one_by_two @MyFellowIndians @vinodkapri

[Rajesh @R_Rahe]

My hairs are pulled multiple times in a day, there are nail scratches all over my face. AC and TV remote are usually thrown on my face. Sometimes I am even peed on.

Can somebody take my case of domestic violence on pro bono please.

Anyone? @DeepikaBhardwaj ?

[Dystopian India @Results2019]

Seems like a good suggestion to me.

@sonamJain001 @Cow__Momma @crowswami @DadaScream @RoshanKrRai @RoflGandhi_ @SurfingMaverick @Nehr_who @PMNehru @bmwonthenet @kakar_harsha

[Rajesh @R_Rahe]

#Article370Scrapped
#Article370
#KashmirHamaraHai
#KashmirWantsFreedom
#BBCNews #Eid2019 #EidMubarak #Eid

@ShekharGupta @Memeghnad @akashbanerjee @MnshaP @AatishTaseer @shahfaesal @Shehla_Rashid @khanumarfa @RoshanKrRai @BDUTT @RanaAyyub @Advaidism @AdityaMenon22 @dhruv_rathee

[Rajesh @R_Rahe]

The mockery, see? #Article370revoked

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#Article370 #370Abolished #370gaya #KashmirHamaraHai #JammuAndKashmir #AmitShah #Modi @AbhinandanSekhr @Memeghnad @MnshaP

[Rajesh @R_Rahe]

#Article370 revoked.
Finally Kashmiris are Indian & their life will be of equal importance as that of Indians. We can worry about their safety without the danger of being called as anti-national.

Well, I hope.

#KashmirHamaraHai #370gaya #kasmirparfinalfight #onenation #JaiHind

[Rajesh @R_Rahe]

That's some way of congratulating @ravishndtv.

@ReallySwara you go girl !!!

#RavishKumar #RavishMagsaysay #Ravish_Kumar #RamonMagsaysayAward #Ravish #MediaRumble @newslaundry

[Dystopian India @Results2019]

@SparklinGuy Reader, writer- Delhi

[Dystopian India @Results2019]

With Imam-ul-Haq and Shaheen Afridi, it feels like EA Sports team of Pakistan.

#AUSvPAK #WC2019 #WC19 #Pakistan #Wahab

[Dystopian India @Results2019]

@Creepazoid2 Nothing like dress code or something but how stupid he is looking in a formal blazer on pyzamas. Bed fashion sense at least.

[Priyanka Chaturvedi🇮🇳 @priyankac19]

Dear @mimichakraborty and @nusratchirps , firstly many congratulations for your debut in the parliament and secondly I loved what you both are wearing, in tune with the changing times :)

Keep rocking!

[Dystopian India @Results2019]

@TheLinguist5 @ReallySwara I bet, you won't understand it even with the help of Google.

[Express Elections @ieElections]

Atishi smear note: Vendor says was paid to place 300 in papers.
#LokSabhaElections2019 | #Decision2019
https://t.co/Dihuxn4NAn

[Dystopian India @Results2019]

@TheLinguist5 @IndiaToday Two people know what whole India wants:
You and Arnab 🧐

[Kunal Kamra @kunalkamra88]

Ironic how India Today is busy discussing Rajiv Gandhi's reign. You are India "Today" for f*ck's sake.

[Amit Tyagi 🏹 🚜 @hiambuj]

इलेक्शन से पहले स्टिंग कराया, बिना रसीद चंदा लेते पकड़ी गयी, पसंद की सीट के लिए पार्टी में लड़ी, हारने पे पार्टी बदल दी, पूरी विचारधारा बदल दी, आज प्रज्ञा जैसी आतंक की अभियुक्त के साथ खड़ी हो, अब एक औरत के ऊपर ऐसे लांछन। कितना और गिरोगी शाज़िया? मान गये उस्ताद!

[Dystopian India @Results2019]

@abhijitmajumder https://t.co/zGnCTSESfz

[Ved @AAPVed]

इसे देखिये सब समझ जाएंगे आप, ये कितने गिरे हुए हैं भाजपाई !
#IStandWithAtishi

[Dystopian India @Results2019]

Ch. @GautamGambhir if your party did it even then you are the one responsible. I think you should stay on your words and should withdraw your nomination right away.

@DadaScream @crowswami @theskindoctor13 @sunandavashisht @ArvindKejriwal @AtishiAAP

#IStandWithAtishi

[Ved @AAPVed]

इसे देखिये सब समझ जाएंगे आप, ये कितने गिरे हुए हैं भाजपाई !
#IStandWithAtishi

[Yogendra Yadav @_YogendraYadav]

Have also known Praveen Singh (husband of @AtishiAAP) for 7 years.
He too is a model of wisdom & honesty.

Despite high degrees, both taught in a school, did farming in a village.

Would recommend @GautamGambhir to meet them once.He could learn what it means to do public service.