Retail Side-Eye

Selling things with a smile and judging you the whole time.

[Retail Side-Eye @retail_sideeye]

#DearCustomer: "Do you work here?"
Me: *looks down at uniform*
Me:

[Retail Side-Eye @retail_sideeye]

"Plexiglass is just so expensivefor business!" = "die quietly, wage workers"

Fuck that. As Lister said, I'm going out the way I came in: naked and screaming. And if it's behind the register, so be it, you oligarchical fuckers.

#retailproblems #vote

[Retail Side-Eye @retail_sideeye]

Sing it again for the Karens in the back #retailproblems

[Noah Lindquist @NoahLLindquist]

Wear a Mask!
Lyrics by Noah Lindquist
Performed by Noah Lindquist & Ashley Young (@singerinkansas)

[Retail Side-Eye @retail_sideeye]

@EvilSalesAss I watched CATS this week and had a similar reaction

[Olivia Hofer @oghofer]

You: 40 years ago--
Me: ah, so 1960
You: No, 1980.
Me: no

[(Formerly!) RetailMusings 🇵🇸 @MusingsInRetail]

#DearCustomer: Idgaf that you read on Facebook that masks don't work. Either wear a mask & wear it properly, or just leave. I'm done with asking you nicely.
#retailproblems

[(Formerly!) RetailMusings 🇵🇸 @MusingsInRetail]

Customers keep whining that they're so sick of this pandemic, that they're sick of being told to wear a mask.

I can assure you, #dearcustomer, that us retail employees are MORE sick of this than you. I don't enjoy having to constantly ask people to wear masks & keep them on.

[Retail Side-Eye @retail_sideeye]

So everyone with hayfever has to stay home -- which is right and safe and the only way to slow the spread! -- but better hope they have COVID, or they're out a week's pay.

[Retail Side-Eye @retail_sideeye]

#DearManager: You have to stay home if you have symptoms of potential COVID.
Me: Do I get paid?
DM: Only if you get a positive test.
Me: I had to wait a week for neg results.
DM: Then no pay.
Me: ...can I work while waiting?
DM: No.

#retailproblems

[Retail Side-Eye @retail_sideeye]

When you've got other customers coming to tell you to call security because they're worried about the employees...

[Retail Side-Eye @retail_sideeye]

Had a BUT MY RIGHTS Karen record our employees today. Had to be escorted from the store. I'll be watching for that post because lady, if you think it looks good for you... #retailproblems

[Retail Side-Eye @retail_sideeye]

@SpicyteKnifecat Go, little penis! Live your dream!

[Retail Side-Eye @retail_sideeye]

OUR QUEEN #retailproblems

[Devin @MrDevinHunter]

”Karen, we’re not dealing with your shit today.”

Who is this priestess? https://t.co/kP4bfvSqOn

[Retail Side-Eye @retail_sideeye]

#DearCustomer: There's no signs about where to go!!! Where am I supposed to be?
Me: Just head out there and follow the blue signs.
DC: ...well I'm still mad.

#retailproblems

[Retail Side-Eye @retail_sideeye]

@retail_rampage

[Retail Side-Eye @retail_sideeye]

More #DearCustomer behavior. Time to stop this shit: take your mask off, get escorted from the property. #retailproblems

[Beth Fouhy @bfouhy]

Reminder that the Trump family and their guests sat unmasked in the debate hall Tuesday night despite rules mandating all attendees wear masks. @FLOTUS, who has now tested positive, entered the hall wearing a mask but removed it when she sat down. h/t @MariannaNBCNews

[Ian S. @ian_s7]

Seriously?!? 😑😒😡🤬#baristaproblems

[Retail Side-Eye @retail_sideeye]

@AngryServerLife I object to this meme on the grounds that Kermit would never keep his screams internal

[Retail Side-Eye @retail_sideeye]

You know the #dearcustomer whose cards are declined, where they know it's because they're overdrawn, and they know you know it's because they're overdrawn, but they start screaming about your broken card reader anyway?

That's what Trump talking about his money sounds like.

[Retail Side-Eye @retail_sideeye]

Reader, I did not punch him.

[Retail Side-Eye @retail_sideeye]

#DearCustomer: I don't need this cart.
Me: Okay, if you can take it through the cashier there's a place to leave it on the other side.
C: You take it.
Me: There's not a place for it here sir. If you take it through the cashier there's a place on the other side.
C: Do I work here?