Retail_Anon

Life and stories from a real retail employee. Sarcasm is welcomed and encouraged. Work with some snarky co-workers.

[Retail_Anon @RetailAnon]

School has started and I'm not getting as many hours at work as usual! Sorry for disappearing y'all! I'll be back tonight with a shift!

[Retail_Anon @RetailAnon]

@Sortitoutmate Thanks I'll need it!

[Retail_Anon @RetailAnon]

@Sortitoutmate Oh geez! Luckily no one called me in. Did find out 2 people quit though so it'll be madness when I go back tomorrow

[Retail_Anon @RetailAnon]

Well y'all. I got home from vacation today. Welcomed home to a shift tomorrow.

[Retail_Anon @RetailAnon]

Just one more work day until vacation! 🙌🏼🌴🐚

[Dear Customer @SWilliamBrown33]

#dearcustomer
Historically, people who say "I come here all the time" in fact, have never been here before. And are liars. Like you.

[Retail_Anon @RetailAnon]

Me: "Good morning!" *cheery voice*
Customer: *walks by spitting on my existence*

Mmmkay then🖕🏻rude.

[Retail Bitch @TinyRetailBitch]

C: What button do I press for credit?
Me: The red X
C: The green button?

[Retail_Anon @RetailAnon]

Closed the last 2 nights after 8 hour shifts now I open for the next 4 mornings 😊🔫

[Retail_Anon @RetailAnon]

Last day of tax free weekend. Let's be slower than yesterday. Here goes 8 more hours 😭

[cashier @RantsOfRetail]

That one customer's face you recognize, but don't remember if you like them or hate them..we'll find out soon #RetailProblems

[Retail_Anon @RetailAnon]

@ansonhd It's so rare at our store but when it happens I thank them 1,000 times

[Retail_Anon @RetailAnon]

#dearcustomer to those of you who have been sympathetic and super nice towards me today, bless you 🙏🏼

[Retail_Anon @RetailAnon]

#dearcustomer who brings up an identical item with the price because the one they want doesn't have the price on it, you the real MVP 👏🏼

[Retail_Anon @RetailAnon]

Preach https://t.co/zSIlVA2x2X

[Retales @RetalesProbs]

C: what time do you close?
M: 9PM
C: Are you sure?
M:I'm positive. I'm here every day of my life.
#retailproblems

[Retail_Anon @RetailAnon]

Someone send me a Starbucks double shot vanilla bean ASAP.

[Ms.Marshalls @Ms_Marshalls]

If you have never worked retail don't tell me how to do my job, or how I should handle it.

[Retail_Anon @RetailAnon]

Currently

[Retail_Anon @RetailAnon]

Only positive is we don't have to wear our uniforms 🙌🏼

[Retail_Anon @RetailAnon]

8 hour shift today and tomorrow