Kristen Rengren

knitwear designer, writer, sassypants loudmouth, meta-media geek, bleeding heart, & pie aficionado. Don't forget the pie.

[Kristen Rengren @retroknit]

@KitDeepsky @kateohkatie CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG? I know, I know, the answer is probably "No." but it's still worth asking occasionally

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@KitDeepsky @kateohkatie like, for instance, Cricket uniforms, wtf, they look like semaphore flags from JIffy Lube. But, you know, carry on

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@KitDeepsky @kateohkatie I may be confused- I hate the Twitter. But I think it's okay not to like things people wear in any given profession

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@KitDeepsky @kateohkatie <3, but that seems harsh- & didn't you JUST tweet "Rule #1 of company holiday parties: Don't dress like a skank"?

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@midgeknits oh my god he is just gorgeous. Nicely baked baby!

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@midgeknits you're in my thoughts - I'm wishing you the smoothest possible labor and I'll be dying to see your beautiful baby boy! <3<3<3<3

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@midgeknits @molliewollie Yay! Cmon out lil midgelet!

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@midgeknits <3! you're in my thoughts today.

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Thinking about what an important step forward today is for equality and... it just got mighty dusty in here.

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@sarahpink I would love to see that, but I'd ALSO love to see Barney Frank doling out fuck yous and doing the victory lap too, honestly

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DOMA is dead, HOORAY! #SCOTUS

[jennifer steinhauer @jestei]

I have just tasted a watermelon Oreo and can report to all of you that the terrorists have won.

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@SamuraiKnitter she will henceforth forever be a big hateful ball of butter-soaked stupid in my mind.

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@eudyptula i could use some goddamned serenity lately! And, I want to do side plank pose LIKE A BOSS again. or at least without panting.

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Heading out to get my first unlimited monthly pass to the yoga studio... this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship. yay!

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Hey TNNA goers - wishing you a delightful, productive show! wish I could be there to join you - I'll be cheering you on from here.

[ANNE LAMOTT @ANNELAMOTT]

Dr Spock wrote that w/2 year olds, you need to be firm & friendly. This is how I am w/myself as a writer. Otherwise, it's Calvin & Hobbes.

[Kristen Rengren @retroknit]

@krstnms I saw a SHOCKINGLY huge spider lumber out from UNDER MY BED recently. AAAGGGHHH BRB SLEEPING ON COUCH FOR REST OF ETERNITY.

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@JillMakesStuff @bobsolda I think you're both right: "help me" culture AND shitty homeschooling. tempted to reply w/ http://t.co/DN8lY0C5H5

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@mercedesknits I thought about you a lot today. hugs! I'm glad you're where you are and safe, and not anywhere you wouldn't be.