Ryan Evans

I'm not inclined to resign to maturity

[Jimmy’s Famous Seafood @JimmysSeafood]

Good morning, @peta! 🦀

[Moon Taxi @MoonTaxi]

We wrote a song about that https://t.co/vxOX22oX01

[Dave @lildickytweets]

Already over a million views! I'm so happy seeing everyone laughing and smiling and having fun. This song/video puts me in such a good mood, I'm happy it's doing the same for you. Also, it's my birthday, so for me, KEEP SPREADING IT!! https://t.co/KJ3o2xPQPP

[Ryan Evans @revans108]

The world got a little smaller today. Rest easy Lefty you will be missed

[Ryan Evans @revans108]

RIP #makesmadbeats

[Ryan Evans @revans108]

@eric_rogers9 @MoonTaxi *quickly #duckingautocorrect

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

Yeah but can you guarantee it?

[Dave @lildickytweets]

It feels like a holiday when @Migos releases an album

[JONNiE PARK @dumbfoundead]

If young thug and ugg boots collab on thugg boots I’m coppin’

[Television Memes @TelevisionMemes]

The Last Jedi (2017)

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

"Remember when we all pretended to like mushroom shavings that tasted like feet just bc they were expensive?"

-everyone in ten years re: truffles

[relatable @byreIatable]

College is mostly just sitting with a laptop in different places

[relatable @byreIatable]

Reaching the 280 character count is like trying to reach the word count in an essay. You need an intro, body, and conclusion. It forces you to really stretch out what you're saying, and even repeat things multiple times like when you're trying to reach the word count in an essay.

[relatable @byreIatable]

I would literally rather get punched in the face than tell the class a fun fact about myself or any other ice breaker