Mark Piper

Code Gigolo. CTO @DaizyTech

[Mark Piper @revbingo]

@MatthewRMartell @CauldronFoods For the record, I did DM them - they told me to email 🤷‍♂️ Presumably if you email they’ll then ask you to fax, before telexing, semaphoring and finally sending smoke signals so they can “look into it”

[Mark Piper @revbingo]

I swore to stay off Twitter, but I'm making a very special exception because, even as a meat eater, I loved @CauldronFoods veggie sausages, and now they've swallowed the vegan pill and made them inedible. Furious!

[Mark Piper @revbingo]

So basically, just like football without VAR. At least without VAR the officials have an excuse.

[Max Rushden 💛🖤 @maxrushden]

The thing about var is that it’s really annoying when it goes against you and it’s great when it goes for you.

[Mark Piper @revbingo]

So, about 8 weeks then?

[Mark Piper @revbingo]

How fantastic that a British Asian can become PM and really show that we've put the days of being ruled by old white men behi... oh

[Mark Piper @revbingo]

"Come Dancing is like the Strictly Come Dancing of its day"

[Mark Piper @revbingo]

@Snootsworth @MichaelTakeMP Gosh your Lordship, I can't believe it's taken me until this time to realise that Dorset's two most Honourable Members would be connected.

[Mark Piper @revbingo]

@kimmichdaniel22 @Snootsworth @MichaelTakeMP @IysSylent

[Mark Piper @revbingo]

I, for one, am Backing Boris. He really is the only one who has the skills to extend this carnage for another 18 months until the next election. I'd hate for someone reasonable to come in, steady the ship, and give the Tories a way out.

[Mark Piper @revbingo]

My first thought was "oh another resignation, who the hell is Lectern?"

[Mark Piper @revbingo]

Swapping left and right would be less disruptive

[Mark Piper @revbingo]

An incarnation of pure evil

[Mark Piper @revbingo]

@pomeranian99 What if you could agree to swap places with your neighbour? Like some kind of social quicksort

[Mark Piper @revbingo]

@laura_yarrow @GDSTeam @GOVUK Amazing news, congrats Laura! So, I was using the HMRC website the other day....

[Mark Piper @revbingo]

Let's not forget that the mini-budget wasn't a "mis-step" or "mis-timed" - Truss deliberately removed the most senior civil servant in the Treasury, and ignored the OBR, to avoid any reasonable viewpoints. She must resign.

[Mark Piper @revbingo]

The thing with this meme is you know exactly what’s in the clip but you press play anyway

[Memorial Device @memorialdevice]

‘Have you heard Marquee Moon?’

[Ed Miliband @Ed_Miliband]

🤡

[Tim Key @timkeyperson]

🏋🏻

[Mark Piper @revbingo]

...and infinite spinners is QLDB's way of saying "I don't support GROUP BY, champ" 🤷‍♂️

[Mark Piper @revbingo]

Of course, 10. Should have <known>.

[Mark Piper @revbingo]

For the record, I finally figured out this is QLDB's way of saying "that's a string not a number, dumbass"