Mr. Funk

25, he/him. Philosopher, comedian, Destiny lore heirophant, weeb, D&D enthusiast, and online content moderator (in that order)

[Mr. Funk @reverend_ray]

When I say I want to die "surrounded by friends", what I mean is that one day I want to make a joke so bad they all immediately stab me to death like the assassination of Julius Caesar

[dewey @bisondewey]

no roster no hoes i be high as hell in bed lowballing ppl on facebook marketplace at night

[Beer Enjoyer @YungGiamatti]

If you get hangovers it's because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt

[Ciroc Obama @frogg_gurl]

She’s cubin’ on my missile until I cry, sis

[Datto @DattosDestiny]

Happy new year from the middle of an escape room

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

I would not waste away in margaritaville. I would thrive

[pj @pjayevans]

My dad is describing in great detail how he would kill the grinch while My mom is cooking breakfast for sixteen people.

[Mr. Funk @reverend_ray]

@Callingalldawgz @hecubian_devil For starters, baristas are infinitely more valuable than “guy who’s tweeted 6K times and can’t spell their”

[Mervin @holeliker]

she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge

[Siofra 🎮 FFXIV Shadowbringers🌱 @Siofra_Mariner]

This image of Todd is sending me

[ironmouse🇵🇷😈💖 @ironmouse]

😂😂😂

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

not giving up or trying again, but a third, more sinister option

[Itzzyy @ItzzyyXD]

shows up mid-fight, calls me a slur, disappears

[Devon Hardware’s Wife @thatfrood]

i was taught a strange amount about the iditarod as a child

[The Setup Wizard 𓏎 🏳️‍🌈 @mostlyr3liable]

i must not kill myself killing myself is the myself killer

[Mr. Funk @reverend_ray]

@DISGUSTEDICON Yeah yeah yeah, it’s all the Jews fault or whatever. Better to blame some nefarious shadow organization than actually face your own flaws and insecurities, right?