Ryan Fitz

Now I gotta ball w/o you

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

An Aussie discovers Texas Road House for the first time. Epic!

The World Cup needs to be permanently held in the US. It offers the most for the teams and the fans. 🤣🇺🇸🇦🇺

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.

Write that down. 🦋

[Ari Hoffman @thehoffather]

It is really nice to see a crowd in Seattle chanting "USA" rather than burning American flags and marching on behalf of terror organizations

Can we import more normal people?

[Ryan Fitz @rfitz535]

Is Kyler the biggest bust at ADP this summer? # BBMVll

[VikingzFanPage @vikingzfanpage]

#Vikings QB JJ McCarthy has improved “in a major way” on things the team has asked, including his “layering” of the ball and throwing at different speeds, per @JFowlerESPN.

“The Vikings asked him to fix some things, including his ability to layer the ball, throw at different speeds, I’m told he’s addressed it in a major way and it has shown.”

[Ryan Fitz @rfitz535]

@JustinHerzig I’m fading kittle way too hard (time box). Plenty of time for the milli’s 👀

[Ryan Fitz @rfitz535]

@UrbanikStephen lol

[Ryan Fitz @rfitz535]

@JustinHerzig Generational…

[Ryan Fitz @rfitz535]

@FFLinx @JewishMcCaffrey This is the way

[Ryan Fitz @rfitz535]

@UrbanikStephen Christian Watson

[Ryan Fitz @rfitz535]

@PFTCommenter Shiiit

[Ryan Fitz @rfitz535]

@AlanJLSmith Long live the king though lol

[Ryan Fitz @rfitz535]

@FireUpFantasyTG Feels like rake contribution to me. To thin at rb

[Ryan Fitz @rfitz535]

@sonofalli @be_rosebee I stopped opening them

[Ryan Fitz @rfitz535]

@Houseofyogi I hate Warren too man but Spirit bankrupt itself. No one else made them run the business into the ground. I saw what the 401k match was for pilots, wasn’t sustainable and was odd.

[Ryan Fitz @rfitz535]

@bgdbythesea @Liathetrader 👀

[Ryan Fitz @rfitz535]

@UnderdogDrafts @TheBadgeBros 525

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

@elonmusk "When exposing a crime is treated as committing a crime, you are being ruled by criminals."

To make it even worse the lady who created the bill is the State Attorney Generals WIFE. Mia Bonta is the wife to Rob Bonta.

Corruption at the highest levels.

[Ryan Fitz @rfitz535]

@nickshirleyy 💯

[Ryan Fitz @rfitz535]

@JC_ParetsX When done right, ya

[Ryan Fitz @rfitz535]

@OptionsSean Been doing this since IBIT options started