bij

"by convention, color...bitter...sweet exist, but in reality, atoms and void" physics, robots, and meditation. fiction and non-fiction.

[bij @rgbqcd]

@ItamarLevyOr I, of course, drank the Lavender Bijan

[bij @rgbqcd]

@bwewsb Update to butt chess: you can now put in your lichess token and play against opponents. It’s the non-cheating version, where the plug buzzes in your opponents move and then you squeeze in your response (no stockfish in the middle). Frees up the hands for other activities

[bij @rgbqcd]

The chess playing butt plug is underway and OMG Fable is ON BOARD. This is my first step into becoming a set-set. Exploiting the butt-brain interface to push the boundaries of the mind. It's going to be crude and NSFW sometimes so I made a locked account , @bwewsb, for updates.

[bij @rgbqcd]

@bwewsb Changed the input/output schema, but truly the input is a bit too slow for the early game… i dont think people would “think” so long in the first 3 moves. Need a kind of “short hand” for the start of the game

[bij @rgbqcd]

It’s going all right,… i somehow messed up once right at the start with “wide geese” but better to mess up and have to restart at the beginning than mess up at the last line

[bij @rgbqcd]

@johnsmithyson0 full of balls now

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@_tedks "I'm just a sweet bicoastal... from bisexual... Bimerica!"

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@bstract_thot Tortoise stays winning over hare

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@emergentvibe I think they call that “misattribution of arousal”

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@IgorBrigadir 🥵

[bij @rgbqcd]

@NailYourShoes @halcyon_hazel Same goes for you stranger! It’s admirable to want to improve yourself but it sounds like from these comments youve achieved a good baseline

[bij @rgbqcd]

@halcyon_hazel Maybe you’re too hard on yourself and quite generally pleasant to be around!

[Blick Winkel@AX⁉️(H. Anthony Israel) @blockwonkel]

The etymology for 矛盾 (contradiction) goes super hard.

[bij @rgbqcd]

@transgendererer The magic of clowning

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@tomieinlove

[bij @rgbqcd]

I don’t know if Sommerfeld himself ever had a central concept in physics named after him, but quite a lot of his students did

[Ash Jogalekar @curiouswavefn]

Modern university professors: "Four of my students are now tenure-track professors."

Arnold Sommerfeld: "Hold my Hefeweizen"

[bij @rgbqcd]

office hours: 250 more years edition
NYC, 6:45pm, Spritzenhaus33

It’s rainy and cold, so meet your moots and oomfs indoors with beer (and non-beer) at Spritzenhaus33, right next door to McCarren Park. There will be a rubber duck on a table, find it and hang out with us!

[bij @rgbqcd]

office hours: lay your vibes to rest edition
NYC, 6:45pm, McCarren Park
40.7215496,-73.9514770

After a whirlwind week, we’re back to being by the grills. It can be chill. Bring sparkling water if you feel like it. Look for the rubber duck on a picnic table

[bij @rgbqcd]

@sam_kritch Happy birthday, lucky 7/7!

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@bstract_thot Or even better, for those you really love, “Jeegareto bokhoram” (i’m gonna eat your liver”)

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@bstract_thot To express affection, why say “my sweetheart” when instead you could say “jeegaram”? (liver emoji goes here)

[bij @rgbqcd]

@bstract_thot So shiny!! And smooth!

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@slakemm Kafka really gets the whole gamut huh